1D & 5sos One Shots

heres a cool story

this isn't an update but I promise we will sometimes this week

but we were with about eight of our good friends and we play this game called the circle of ty where our friend named ty asks us questions and we all answer in a circle and sometimes its deep and sometimes its funny and it's always ridiculous

this time we decided to play 'everyone go around the circle and say one word and we'll make a story' and we wanted to share it with you

so here goes nothing

remember we will update any day this week and I love you

THE CIRCLE OF TY 'EVERYONE SAYS ONE WORD AND LETS MAKE A STORY' STORY

remember this makes absolute zero sense and I swear we weren't high

Luke is very attractive and a man who likes it when I blow him but he smells fabulous

sometimes he fucks my armpit

calum licks dicks because he is gay

cake is a joke calum actually loves ashton because ashton.

I love sparkly eyeshadow on ashtons nose and fetuses.

Michael dyed his pubes pink like an anus it felt very jiggly puff in his pencil sharpener.

Occasionally he likes to grasp dicks violently shaking testicles glittery strippers enter from behind church corridors they enjoy jumping on tongues and satan loves lube.

Martha lick nicks earlobe during intercourse

his favorite pineapple stabbed vaginas harshly .

nick is funky

beverages all over the asshole.

Abs are sexy they make me horny except Christian mingle makes me dry.

And jesus fucks sin.

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I am so sorry

-lyn and tyn