1D & 5sos One Shots

Itty Bitty Irwin [Lashton-AU]

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@/amanda_825 :

Can you do a Lashton AU where Luke is popular and Ashton is a shy and quiet and sort of nerdy and idk the rest. Thanks ily

And yes Amanda yes we can a̸n̸d̸ i̸ l̸o̸v̸e̸ y̸o̸u̸ t̸o̸o̸

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major feels I cry every time I read it~ashtyn~

Itty Bitty Irwin [Lashton-AU]~

Luke's POV:

"And then I fucked her," Calum finished his disgusting story about his recent 'date' with Samantha Pointe.

"Aw man, now she's gonna think you two have a thing or something!" Michael fake pouted.

"So?" Our friend, Trey, asked.

"So maybe I want to sleep with her,"

I scoffed. Michael didn't want to sleep with Samantha Pointe. The only person Michael wanted to sleep with was Calum. The sexual tension between them was so obvious it was actually sad.

"Can I talk about my night with Haley now?" Trey interrupted their 'banter' that was actually flirting.

He launched into his story while the rest of us listened and laughed at the appropriate times. We rounded the corner on our way to class.

I wasn't really paying attention to where I was going and accidentally bumped into someone. They fell to the floor while I just stumbled back slightly.

"Mate, I'm so sorry. I-"

"Hey look who it is!" Jake boomed, smiling sickly.

"Itty Bitty Irwin!" Calum teased the boy.

I had heard about 'Itty Bitty Irwin' before. Calum and Jake always picked on and bullied him. Though I had never actually seen it happen, they talked about it all the time. He apparently wasn't the 'coolest' kid in school. Whatever, my friends just sucked.

And now Itty Bitty Irwin was sprawled out across the hallway floor in front of me, getting picked-on and put-down by my asshole friends.

And he was the most beautiful human being I had ever seen.

"Guys, shut the hell up," I interrupted their lame insults. Irwin looked up at me, a confused look across his stunning face. I held out my hand to help him up, and he hesitantly grabbed it. Pulling him off the ground, I found out that he was indeed itty bitty. Irwin was a good five inches shorter than me, and he wasn't too muscular either. However, it only served in making him more adorable.

Turning and glaring at my douchey friends, I placed a hand on Irwin's back, lead him away from them.

"What's your next class?" I asked him once we had rounded the corner.

"Mr. Selk, English," he told me quietly, pushing his glasses up. When he talked he got dimples. Fuck. This boy will be the death of me.

I nodded and took a right heading toward Selk's room. "So, Irwin, what's your first first name?"