Aires: "I do not control the speed at which lobsters die!"
Taurus: "So that's why that's been happening! I thought it was puberty."
Gemini: "I wouldn't want that phone back if I was dying on the kitchen floor!"
Cancer: "Hug me, brotha!"
Leo: "Pip pip da doodly doo!"
Virgo: "You callin' me a liar?"
Libra: "Drake Parker, I love you like the son I never had"
Scorpio: "They're going to carve me up like a Christmas ham!"
Sagittarius: "Well I ain't callin' you a truther!"
Capricorn: "What kind of help are you going to bring back? A dive team to locate my corpse?"
Aquarius: "Santa's not looking for a relationship right now"
Pisces: "Come on, Dora, you're the one with the map, don't ask me!"
I probably got the weirdest one but that's okay cause I loved this show...
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The Zodiacs
Acak~@somerandomperson712 inspired me to do this so if you like my books go check out hers!~ This is a book full of zodiac scenarios and other really cool things and I hope you enjoy! I don't own most of these, credit goes to tumblr and every other sour...
