Overtale (SansxReader)

Chapter Two: Monsters And Men

You glare at the person expecting it to be Skye. Whoops. "Jeez, ya don't have to be so rude, I was just gonna ask if you could show us around!" You realized that this is not Skye, and blushed in embarrassment. "S-sorry. I, uh, thought you were somebody else." You say. You hear somebody snicker and turned around to see Skye and her "friends" laughing at you. You gritted your teeth, sighed, and turned to the person, er, monster who had spoken to you. "Anyways, I-" you're cut short when you get a good look at the group confronting you. A short skeleton, a tall skeleton, a blue fish-lady, a short, orangey-yellow dinosaur-lady, and two tall goat-looking people stood there, along with a small child in a striped sweater. You just stared at them, your eyes wide in shock. "Okay, yeah, we're monsters, can we get to the point now?" Yelled the fish-lady. You winced, she is extremely loud. "Sorry, I've never seen a monster before." You stood up to shake each of their hands and, in one case, claws. "Uh, I'm Y/N, who are you?" You said, timidly. They introduced themselves. The fish-lady was Undyne, the dinosaur was Alphys, the tall skeleton was Papyrus, the goat-lady was Toriel, the
goat-gentleman was Asgore, the short skeleton was Sans, and the human was Frisk. "It's nice to meet you. Um, what do you need help with? Like, ya know, navigational issues, housing, currency, food, that sort of thing." You said. You felt a tug on your sleeve, and looked down to see Frisk. "Hm? Yes, what is it?" You asked the child. They sign out "Could we stay with you?" You think about this before nodding. "I guess you guys could stay with me, if you want to, at least." You say. You hear disgusted gagging and look to see Skye and her "friends" making fun of you. Your face heats up and you clench your fists. "Let's go." You say through clenched teeth, growling under your breath at Skye.
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You walked outside into the pleasantly chilly Autumn air, taking a deep breath to relieve your anger. You walked towards your house, leading the group of monsters to the place you lived. "I live here by myself, so you needn't worry about anyone else. There are plenty of rooms to choose from, and feel free to take whatever you want." You said, briskly walking down the sidewalk. You reached your front gate, and, after unlocking it with a key attached to your locket, you stepped into the courtyard. You gestured for them to follow. "This was my parent's house. They died when I was young and left the house to me. I lived with my foster family, and they love me like a real family, but I moved here two years ago. I still visit them, I did today, but you need to get settled here. You can go ahead and choose any room you like. I will be back soon, I need to get my belongings from my foster family." You said, unlocking the front door for them and waving. You turned and left, you best leave soon, you knew it would be a long walk.
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"I'm back!" You called into the house, as you pulled a suitcase to the second floor, rolling it to your room. You called everyone to the living room, and prepared tea and cookies for everyone. You set it down and scanned the faces of everyone, making sure everyone was here. "Where's Frisk?" You asked, looking for the small child. You apologized to the others and go looking for Frisk. You found them in the garden, watching the koi swim. "I see you found my fish!" You said, sitting next to them. "Come on, I made cookies and tea, and everybody else is in the living room waiting." You said, picking up the kid piggy-back style and carry them into the large house. Moments later, you plop Frisk onto the couch and sit in your father's old reading chair. "Well, now that we're all here, I would like to address some rules of the household. First off, please, please, please do not break anything. I cannot stress that enough. Everything here is valuable to me in some way. Second, do not, I repeat, do not go wandering around the grounds at night. Just don't. Frisk, do not wander the house without an adult, at least until you know it better. Please, do not yell or jump or do anything too loud at night, I am a light sleeper and I will be at your throat for days if you keep me up. Finally, you will need to do some chores, such as cooking, cleaning, care for the koi, gardening, it will be much harder for me if I must clean up after seven people." You said, looking around at everyone. "Also, I need each of your phone numbers, I may need to reach you when I am away, you may need my help, etcetera. So, please give me your number by midnight. Thank you." You finished, standing up to make dinner. "Toriel, could you help me with dinner? Papyrus, I need you to walk Frisk around the grounds, I can tell that they want to explore." You said, tying on your apron and pulling out a recipe book. After a long discussion, you and Toriel decided to make chicken noodle soup for dinner with a Caesar salad and garlic bread.
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After making dinner, you let the soup simmer as you go out to find everyone. You walked through the gardens, hoping that Frisk and Papyrus weren't lost in the maze. After a long walk, you found them marveling at an intricate marble pavilion near a small waterfall and stream. You laughed, and lead them over to a small pastel yellow cottage. "Frisk, if you want, you can play in this. You just need to ask me to come with you until you get the hang of it." You said, and lead them back to the house.
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By the time you arrive, most of the new residents of the household have arrived due to the amazing smell of the food you and Toriel had cooked.  You quickly searched the upstairs for Sans, and found him looking through the observatory. "You like astronomy? I have a couple books on astronomy in the library, if you want to read them." You said. "But, now everybody is hungry, and their waiting on you, so, unless you want them to tear you to shreds, I suggest we hurry." You said, laughing as you said the last part.
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"Wow, Toriel, I'm glad we made a huge bowl of soup, this is the sixth bowl for Undye and the eighth for Frisk!" You said, laughing as you served the hungry child more soup. They were too short to reach the soup, so you had to serve them yourself. You called your new companions quickly to the third floor West Astronomy balcony to see the amazing sunset between the looming mountains. The breeze ruffled your hair as you leaned on the railing of the balcony. Afterwards, you and Papyrus washed dishes as Asgore tended to the garden. After you washed and dried the dishes, a knock sounded at the door. "Who could that be?" Asked Asgore, as you walked to the door. The second you opened it, you were blinded by fabulousness.
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