Cheesy Jokes from Harry Styles

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Today Harry decided taking you to a fancy restaurant. It has been ages ago since your first date.

"What would you like to eat?"

You turn a couple of pages on the menu, to spot if something caught your appetite.

"Ooooo I want to try the roast beef with mashed potatoes!"

Harry laughs, his eyes still on the menu. "Nice choice babe."

After a couple of minutes a waiter comes by our table, a notepad and pencil reading in his hands. "Hi what would you like?" He asks, grinning softly.

"I would like the roast beef with mashed potatoes as a side." 

Harry smiles. "And I would have BBQ Ribs, with mashed potatoes as the side as well."

The waiter nods, scribbling your orders on the notepad and scurries off with the menus. "And no we just have to wait." I sigh, closing my hands together, resting it on top of the table.

"You know...."Harry hums. 

"If we order and then wait for our food... Doesn't that make us a wait-er....?" Harry questions as if he is talking to himself.

"Actually yeah.."