Cheesy Jokes from Harry Styles

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You woke up on a sunny day with a fresh smell of breakfast.

You walk downstairs and see harry, shirtless with his back visible to your face.

He was whistling and doing a little dance while he was frying eggs.

"Hey harry good morning."

He turns. "Morning baby."

"You didn't put the bagels in?"

"Oh no sorry." He answers.

"It's okay I'll do it then." You set up the toaster and and cut a whole bagel in half.

"Harry do you want butter, cream cheese or just plain?"

He twirls smirking at you.

"I would like it with butter please. Oh and by the way..."

He giggles. "Are you a plain bagel?"

"Harry what are you-"

"Because I like you with nothing on." He interrupts and then laughs at his joke.

Dork.