Cheesy Jokes from Harry Styles

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"Okay Harry I'm going to be back with some shopping." You say while putting on your boots since the snow has been here lately.

"Okay babe. See you." Harry smiles. "Oh wait! Stay here I will be right back with something." Harry sprints off to his room for a couple of seconds and comes back with something in his hand.

What could that be?

"Harry what is that?"

"Here you might need this." He hands you a pepper spray bottle...

"Harry why would I need this."

"Because you might become a victim of an a-salt!" Harry bursts out snorts with laughter as he hits his knee and dorky spins around.

"Thanks Harry." You sarcastically say before leaving the house.