Cheesy Jokes from Harry Styles

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"Hiiiiiiii."

You turn around. "Hey Harold." You smile.

He returns, even though he doesn't like that nickname.

"What are you doing?"

"Oh nothing just listening to music and reading."

Harry grins bigger. "Oooo that's cool, what are you listening to?"

The music you were currently listening to ends and it shuffles to a familiar song, 18 from the album FOUR.

"Hmmm 18."

"18? Hmmm..." He mimics. "What are you reading then?" He asks, resting his chin on your shoulder, his front pressing against your back.

"Divergent."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7?"

"Harry no not now-."

"Because 7, 8, 9."

"Which album was four listening to?"

"Bye Harry-"

"FOUR ! Get it cause four his name and you know my band's album FOUR, oh I'm so funny. That was a good one I'm going to write it down."

He leaves without another word, leaving you shaking your head.

Dork.