A Self-Proclaimed Cool Kid's Rants, Opinions, and Randomness

Rant

Rant

I have elected a rant today. It wasn't even asked for. But I felt like I should explain!

Anyway, pay attention, cause I'll do quizzes every so often and I'll send the winner a prize or something.

Today's Rant is....

How I feel about One Direction! ☆

feel free to share your opinions in the comments :)

Okay.

When I was in fourth grade, a very long time ago, when 1D was just starting out, I absolutely hated them.

In 5th grade, this girl left a book in my desk about 1D and a folder with some fanfic written in it, and I accidentally took it home.

When I discovered it in my backpack, I looked at it and read it and at first I was rather displeased...

THEN I FUCKING DROWNED MYSELF IN ONE DIRECTION INFECTION.

I had all the boys' dogtags, I had all the albums, I had posters, I had stickers, I had tee shirts, I had bracelets, I had earbuds... I had all the merch. Even a cup. A fucking cup.

You could probably look on my Instagram from when I was like 10 and see all the 1D posts I had...

Anyway, I kinda fell out of liking them in the middle of 6th grade. I started budding into the emo fangirl trash I am today :') by starting as a basic, scene, 11 year old. *rawrz*

I still like them somewhat. I just prefer their new music over the old, cringe-worthy, pubescent 1D days.

No offense to any directioners though. Those kids are psycho lowkey and will murder anyone who slanders Harry Styles's name.

Yeah, I didn't really like them anymore until I heard Stockholm Syndrome.

I liked Midnight Memories (the album) well enough to buy Four, and Four proved to be my favourite.

As for Made in the AM...

I haven't given it a good enough listen to, to determine if I like it. I've only listened to, like, Perfect, and Drag Me Down. And I like those songs kinda.

And I don't think the boys are breaking up the band either! Even if they do, I will be sad.

That would be two of my favourite (or formerly-favourite) bands breaking up...

(emos cry in the distance, as a wave of black, mascara stained tears flood out the world)

Okay... *sniffles* (i luv u gared weigh and moiky and frnak cheerio and ray afro and zyan maleek) (who cares about bob d00d) (thx pete)(the poor groom's bride is a beautiful woman)(uh mama we all go to hell? imma go now)