Creepypasta Comedy

WOOOOOOOO HAVE MERCY

If you couldn't tell by the title I love wwe and WWF and decided to name the title after a phase one used. If you know who's this is then your a great person and deserve candy and fatback bacon.
Ben: Dick
Me: Pussy
Ben: Bitch
Me: goes with your name
Ben: just like your face?
Dylan: if you both don't shut it I'll lock you in the basement with May on hibernation.
Me&Ben: tell that to this hoe (glares at each other)
Bon: THERE'S A PEANUT BUTTER KNIFE IN THE HOOHA BUSH!!
All three: Whaaaaaa?
May: BON I'M GONNA KILL YOU 500 TIMES OVER
Bon:(giggles) Gotta JET FUCKER
Slendy: (grabs her by the back of her shirt) you are in so much trouble if you don't tell us where she is.
Bon(plays dumb): where who is? I don't know what-
May:(yells) where is Chryst
Bon: oooooooh heeeeeeeer......dunno. why don't you ask her!
Slendy: Bonnie Cordelia Hart where the hell is she!?!
May: tell us or the Lemonade and Squirrel get it.
Bon: (shrugs) I'll tell you if you offer me more then her.
Dylan: WHAT IS GOING ON DAMN IT? JEEZ ARE YOU ALL DEAF? I'VE BEEN ASKING THE SAME FUCKIN QUESTION SINCE YOU GRABBED THAT BITXH AND-
Bon: I'm not a doggie I'm a ferocious feline with freaky powers.
Slendy: ENOUGH! DYLAN, Random Person, Ben to your damn rooms. Bon what did she offer you.
Bon: lifetime supply of Lemonade, another squirrel, lots of fucking sweets and a Banshee's heart.
May: we will give you all of that and a vampires heart.
Bon: (chibifies)
The next day
Chryst: should have just gave her a sedative and called it a day
Slendy: no talking more scrubbing.
May: I still think that we should do the 30 poisons on her.
Slendy: nope, cum scrubbing is just fine.
Chryst: Where did all this shit come from anyway
Jeff, Masky, Lj, Hoodie, Sandman, nacho, Unicorn, Ben, Pk, Jellybean, Tockland, Suicidal Squidward, Sonic exe, Rake: SORRY!!!
Dylan: what did she do?
Slendy& May: (blush) don't worry about it!
Chryst: I put May's bloody pads on Slenderman's office walls and put her bra and panties on him. Then I stripped May and put her in bed with a blow up man doll.
Everyone except Slenderman and May: (ROFLS)

Bon:(still chibified and nomming on her mountain of goodies) Woooooooo Have Mercy this is the life