Me: has anyone seen my brush?
Slendy: who the hell you?
Me: uuuh..... Sparkle fairy?
Alice: Alice don't see any wings *hops on Lj shoulders*
Me: uuuum, the ahhh, chief fairy,eeeer, cut them off because, uhhh, I killed an elf in the north pole?
(everyone stares at me)
DylanKidd: has anyone seen my skate board?
Ben: who are you?
D: I'm.... Umm... A sparkle fairy.
Me: (whispered) damn it Dylan.
Lj: so your both sparkle fairies?
Me: ummmm yes, we're sisters.
D: ye- yeah
Ej: so where's your,mother?
D: she... Uuuhh. Kicked us out for.. Eeeer. Killing an elf?
(everyone stares at me and D.)
Everyone but D and Me: okay
D and me: (whispers) close call
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Creepypasta Comedy
FanfictionThis story is a Creepypasta comedy....(killer bee voice) fool ya fool. Warning.....OCs included. Read at you own sanity.
