Masky: is Dylan up yet? We really need her help with these presents before the others get up.
Jeff: no, she's still in her room....... (Mischievous smirk) let's go pay her a visit.
Dylan's RoomDylan: *twitch* I sense a disturbance. Anthony do you mind hiding? I don't want my........... "Family"to see you cuz they're bat crap crazy.
Ant: umm... Okay *hides*
Jeff and Masky: GTFU!!!!!!
Dylan: I'm up turd stains.
*Ant snickers*
Jeff: what was that?
Dylan: what was what?
Masky: that sound?
Dylan: ┐( ̄ヮ ̄)┌ I didn't hear anything
*smile comes in and growls at the closet door*
Masky: Dylan what's in there?
Dylan: *starts sweating under Jeff's and Masky's scrutiny* ALRIGHT I KIDNAPPED ANTHONY!!!!!
Ant: so does that mean I can come out now?
Dylan: yeah
Jeff: *in a jelly rage* I'll kill him
Dylan:*creepy, dark aura surrounds her* kill him I kill your mini wheat. Then you.
Jeff stares at Ant, Dylan stares at Jeff, Ant stares at Masky's cheesecake while drooling, Masky growls at Anthony shielding his cheesecake.
Slendy: *walks in in a night gown with a night hate and candle* It's 4:47 am....... *low scary voice* why aren't you all in bed? *see's Anthony* Who is this?
Dylan: ummmm????.... He's a err.....
Slendy:* throws Ant out the open window and everyone into their beds* if I catch anyone up before time,I will take you to doc smile's office. *walks to bedroom*
Toby: Bitchs need to stay asleep.
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Creepypasta Comedy
FanfictionThis story is a Creepypasta comedy....(killer bee voice) fool ya fool. Warning.....OCs included. Read at you own sanity.