➳ Naruto's Fun Closet ➳

× Hidan x Reader x Kakuzu ×

You were ordered by Pein to join the Akatsuki, so you're new here. You were busy thinking until you heard yelling and stomping.

"TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" Yelled Tobi. "GET BACK HERE YOU FUCKER!" Hidan shouts, swinging his scythe around, knocking things down.

Hidan missed, and cut your arm off. You screech in agony and feel extremely lightheaded. "Fuck that was.. fucking cool." Hidan laughs crazily.

"What happened, un?!" Deidara asks worriedly. No response. You were already unconscious from losing too much blood.

× Akatsuki P.O.V ×

"Hidan, what did you do?" Asked Kakuzu. "I fucking accidently cut the bitches arm off." Hidan replied.

"Tobi is sorry, if it wasn't for Tobi, (Y/n)-Chan wouldn't be hurt." Tobi frowns.

"Kakuzu, go stich her arm back on. Kisame, Itachi, you have a mission. Come by my office later." Pein says, walking out of the room.

-Timeskip-

× Your P.O.V ×

"Ughhh.." You mumble. Apparently, Kakuzu had to stitch your arm up. You sit up, and look around. You weren't in your room. You stood up and walked out. As you walked into the kitchen, you were greeted by Tobi.

"(Y/n)-Chan!! Are you okay? Tobi is sorry." He says, looking down.

"Oh, yeah, I'm fine, don't worry about it." You say sweetly, patting his head.

"TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" Shouts Tobi, running out of the room.

You chuckle and walk into the living room.

You look around to find Hidan and Kakuzu sitting down. Kakuzu notices your presence and nudges Hidan's side. "Fine.., look im sorry for slicing your arm off." You were surprised he didn't curse for once.

"But that was FUCKING AMAZING!" His eyes widen in amazement.

"Apology not accepted." You facepalm.

He smirks and glances at Kakuzu, they both nod and stood up, walking up to you.

You suddenly got nervous as Kakuzu's tendrils shot out and wrapped around your body, not letting you go.

"H-hey! Let me g-go!" You mentally curse at yourself for stuttering. They didn't listen, they walked into their shared room.

You were scared as Hidan locked the door. "What're you going to do?!" You yell, pleading for answers. "Shut the fuck up." Hidan says, taking his cloak off.

You blush at his toned body.
He notices and smirks. "Like what you see?" You nod. Kakuzu finally releases you and stands alongside by Hidan. "So um.. Why am I exactly here?" You ask calmly.

"Strip." Kakuzu says, not answering your question.

You knew what they wanted, but you couldn't help but admit that you took a liking to the two men.

"Okay.." You respond, throwing your shirt off. You blush as you heard Hidan whistle flirtatiously.

Kakuzu grew impatient, and ripped the remaining clothes off of you. You blush and try to cover yourself. "Don't, you look sexy." Hidan says, pulling your arms off of yourself. You smile and let him take charge.

He wraps his arms around your waist, as you wrapped your arms around his neck. He leans in, and kisses you passionately. You couldn't help, but let out a small moan, as he forced his tongue into your mouth.

You pulled away as you felt Kakuzu's toned chest against your back. You grinded against him, earning a small groan from him. You smile and continue, grinding on both men.

Hidan couldn't help himself, he reached out and started to kiss you, while groping your breasts with both hands. "M-more.." You moan out.

Hidan pulls away to take off his remaining clothes. Surprised, you turn around to find a naked Kakuzu in front of you. You looked down at his aching cock, you got on your knees and put the tip into your mouth, tasting the precum.

You felt his hand on the back of your head, pushing himself deeper into your mouth.

"Urghhh.." He groans, releasing his thick semen into your mouth. You swallow and look up at him, giving a cheesy grin.

"Come here bitch." Hidan says. You turn around to find him sitting on the bed, waiting to get his dick sucked. You crawl to him and put his dick into your mouth, sucking gently, making him groan out loud.

As he released his salty load, he turned you around so that your chests were pushed onto each other. You moaned as he teased your clit with his aching dick, without warning he thrusts into your soaking wet pussy. "H-hidann!" You moan rather loudly. "Fuck, you're so tight." He groans. You blush at his comment.

You soon felt something rubbing your asshole. You turn your head around to see Kakuzu getting ready to thrust into you.

1.. 2.. 3..

Tears streamed down as he entered you. The pain soon turned into pleasure.

"I'm going to c-cum!" You say, warning them.
"Me too." Kakuzu grunts as he came. He pulled away and layed down.

It was just you and Hidan.

"Goddamn (Y/n)." Hidan said, as you both came.

"Apology excepted." You say, panting lightly.

They both smirked and layed down besides you. You pulled up the covers, and slept with the men of your dreams.

× Next day ×

You wake up to finding Kakuzu and Hidan fast asleep. You blush as you remember what happened last night. You gather up your clothes and head to the shower.

As you finished, you headed up to the kitchen. "Hey, un." You turn around to see Deidara grinning.

"Hey Dei." You reply, smiling. "Your moans sounded nice last night." He smirks. "My w-what?" You blush. "Everyone heard you, it was hard not to eavesdrop at the door." Sasori chimes in. "Perverts.." You glare playfully as they chuckle.

× Timeskip ×

"Hey Bitch, enjoy last night?" Hidan asks.

"She better, I could've been counting my money instead of busting my load into her." Kakuzu adds.

"When's round 2?" You grin.

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