➳ Naruto's Fun Closet ➳

× Truth Or Dare (Naruto) ×

You were invited to a party. It was getting lame, so you decided to spice things up a bit.

You motioned everyone to get into a circle.

"Truth or Dare, Naruto?" You ask.

"Dare." He responds.
"I dare you too kiss Sasuke. We all know you guys like each other." You said, smirking.

He playfully glares at you. "I'm not Gay." He scoffs.

"Mhm, sure, that explains why your looking directly at Sasuke's pants." His eyes widen, then looks away.

"Sasuke." You call out.

"Hn."

"Sasuke."

"Hn."

"USE WORDS, DAMNIT!" You yell, everybody sweat dropped and backed away.

"What?" He says, growing an irk mark.

"Confess your undying love for Naruto." Truth is, you were trying to pair them up, well.. Just to piss Sakura off.

He glared menacingly at you, but when he looked behind you, he blushed. You turned around to find Naruto making kissy faces at him. 'Call me later~!' Naruto signals with his hands.

"Anyways! Kakashi Sensei, its your turn."

No response.

"Kakashi?"

"..."

You were growing impatient.

"KAKASHI, GET YOUR PERVY ASS OVER HERE, BEFORE I THROW YOUR BOOK INTO A RIVER!" You yell, smiling sweetly afterwards.

His eyes shot open, no longer then 2 seconds, he was right in front of you.

"Truth." He sighs.

You smirk. "Is it true that your buddy is 7 whole inches?" You asked, slightly curious.

He rubbed his neck, then looked away. "Isn't that supposed to be personal?"

"Not if I asked." You respond, giving him puppy eyes.

"Fine. Yes it is." He says, slightly blushing.

"I knew it!"

Everybody gave you weird looks. You rubbed them off, and looked away.

"Truth or dare, Shika?"

"*Zzzzzzz*"

"Urm.."

You got up, and walked over to a sleeping Shikamaru. You had 2 ways of waking him up.

1. Smacking the life out of him.

2. Sitting on his dick.

Of course, being the perv you are, you chose 2.

You quickly rolled him over and sat flat onto his dick.
"Oh Shikaaaa~" You whisper seductively in his ear.

No response. He's still freaking sleeping. 'Fine..' You muttered. You started to grind on him.

That surely did the trick. His eyes shot open, the first thing he saw was you on top of him.

"Dare Me, Shika!"

He smirks at the dirty thought in his head.

"Fuck me."

"What? No."

"You can't expect me to let you give me a boner, and not do anything about it." He says, giving his lazy smile.

You tried to give an excuse. "I'm on my period, sorry." You say, scratching your neck.

"I guess we'll have to do this bloody, huh?" He quickly gets up, and starts to drag you into his room.

"I NEVER AGREED TO THIS!" Was the last thing you said, before the door slammed shut.