➳ Naruto's Fun Closet ➳

× You see him naked (Akatsuki) ×

× Pein ×

I wonder where leader-sama went, I thought he wanted to talk to me about some mission.

Oh well.

×

Since Pein decided to disappear somewhere, I went training.

And let me tell you this.

I smell like an old sack of potatoes, that were thrown in period filled granny panties, left in an apartment building.

Don't ask how I know what that smells like. (XD)

Back to the point. I decided to take a shower.

As I made my way to my personal shower, I heard the water running. "What the fuck?" I whisper, peeking into the keyhole.

I'm coming in no matter whose in there.

I twist the knob and walk in, eyes buldging out.

"L-leader-sama?!, what are you doing in here!" I shout, not being able to look away from his sexy body.

"My shower broke down."

I didn't hear him, due to me focusing on his torso.

I heard him stifle a laugh. I blushed and looked up.

"Like what you see?" He smirked.

"N-no!-" I denied quickly running out.

×

After he was done, he walked out of my room.

But not before I heard him say,

"If you wanted me, you could've asked."

× Hidan ×

"Bitch, get in the fucking shower with me." Hidan laughed, as he grabbed my shoulder.

I tried to get away, but he hoisted me up on his shoulder.

"Let me go!" I yelled, flailing around.

"Bitch, stop fucki- OW!"

I purposely kicked him in the balls and ran away.

"COME KISS MY FUCKING BALLS, BITCH!"

I quickly hid in the closet, panting.

He'll never find me in here, you thought.

But nooooo. You had bad luck today.

"Found ya bitch!" He grinned sadistically and dragged you to the shower.

As he stripped, you eye raped him.

"Damn, he's so sexy.." You blurt, but quickly cover your mouth.

"Damn right I am." He smirked.

You quickly stop blushing as you see his deflated balls.

"YOUR BALLS, AHAHAHA! THEY'RE FLAT!" You fall to the floor laughing, grabbing your stomach.

"SHUT UP BITCH, ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!"

× Tobi ×

You and Tobi were in the kitchen making cookies. And somehow, a food fight happened.

"EAT THIS!" You yell, throwing a donut at his chest.

He quickly dodged it and squirted your ass with ketchup. "TOBI IS A BAD BOY!"

You lay down, defeated. "I'm gonna..go take a..shower.." You say, panting hardly.

"Can Tobi come?"