➳ Naruto's Fun Closet ➳

× They get a boner (Akatsuki) ×

× Pein ×

Its was about 118° at the hideout.

You put on a tube top, and the shortest shorts you can find.

You knock on Pein's door.

"Come in." He said, sternly.

You walk in, naturally swaying your hips, like always.

His head was in his hands.

"I was wondering if we can get a week off, since it'll be extremely hot." You ask, hoping he would say yes.

He lifted his head up.
His eyes widened as he saw you.

"Leader-sama..?"

His eyes traveled your chest, a bit of cleavage showing, then going down to your flat stomach, going further, his eyes stopped between your legs.

That was enough for him to get a boner.

He looked down nervously, and surely, there was a tent down there.

"LEADERRRR!" You shouted, waving your hand in his face.

He quickly snapped out of his thoughts, and stared at you.

"Sure, why not." He replys.

"Thank you!" You say enthusiastically, turning around to walk out.

He would be lying if he said he didn't stare at her ass.

She paused and quickly turned around. "Oh and leader-sama?"

"Hm?"

"I would love to stay and help your 'problem', but I've been gone for quite some time. Bye-bye!"

And with that, she left.

'Damn.'

× Hidan ×

He always has a boner.

What's new?

× Tobi ×

You and the Akatsuki were at the beach, taking some time off of missions.

Kisame, Hidan, and Deidara were in the water, playing catch.

Kakuzu and Itachi were sitting down, reading books.

Sasori was fixing his puppets.

Pein and Konan were somewhere.

And you and Tobi were going to join Kisame and the others.

But first you went and got changed into your bikini. When you came out, you caught almost every guys attention, that was in your way.

Going back to Tobi, he stared at you.

"Tobi thinks (Y/N)-Chan looks hot."

You blushed. "Thank you Tobi. Now let's go join the others!" You exclaim, grabbing his hand.

× Timeskip cause I'm hungry ×

When it was time to go, Tobi pulled you over behind the beach house.

You looked at him questioningly.

"What's wrong?" You ask.

"Tobi is scared (Y/N)-Chan. There's a ghost in Tobi's pants." He says, pointing to his crotch.

You try and hold back a laugh.

"Um Tobi? That's not a ghost.." You respond, trying to explain.

Change of mood, he suddenly pulls you close enough to him, whispering into your ear.

"I'm not that stupid you know, but next time you turn me on, I won't hesitate to fuck you senseless." A deep voice says.

Your eyes widen as he let's you go.

"Let's go (Y/n)-Chan!"

× Kisame ×

He was suddenly horny, his member fully erected.

So when you bent over, he quickly took his chance and grinded on you.

You were too shocked to even react.

× Kakuzu ×

You were getting changed into a crop top, with money on it, and some green shorts.

He walked in, stared, then walked out as soon as you saw his erection.

× Itachi ×

He had a dream about you töüchïñg yöürsëlf.

So he quietly got up, and walked over to your room.

All he did was ask, and you accepted. (Hoe (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

× Deidara ×

You and Deidara were sitting down on the couch watching TV.

The remote was on the other side of him, so you reached out to grab it, but accidently brushed your hand on his crotch.

You felt him tense up.

"Who knew one touch can make someone horny." You say, pointing to the tent in his pants.

× Sasori ×

He's a puppet.

He can't feel.

Right?
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I know, I know.

It was extremely short.

Some characters were hard to write about.

Like Kakuzu and Sasori.

But comment on what the next scenario should be.

I'm out of ideas people.