Why me? (Sasuke Love Story)

Filler!!!!

 After many months of stupid D rank missions we were going on a C ranked mission today. We all sat in a circle planning on what to do. The mission was getting something that was stolen by thieves from the Feudal lord's sister.

"According to our Intel the thieves who took the golden statue are either traveling on land through the forest path or sailing by boat and will land here." Kakashi-sensei said pointing to a map. "We're going to split up into two teams and lie in wait for them. In terms of balance, I guess I should go alone and the four of you will be together." Sensei explained.

"What do you mean by that? Are you saying Sasuke needs all the help he can get?" Naruto asked tilting his head.

"No, you're the hindrance." Sasuke said turning his head to Naruto. "I'm not up to your level yet, but surly four to one is too much. Why don't you take Naruto off my hands? Subtract his skill from yours, and we'll be even."

When Sakura heard that she lit up. She had stars in her eyes and blushed.

"Psh, you just don't want Naruto on your team. And of course you can't be on Kakashi's level, you're too weak." I retorted earning a glare from the Uchiha.

"Sasuke, is that just a clever approach so that you and I can be alone together?!" Sakura asked with stars in her eyes.

"Dumbass, I'll be with you to. Plus I bet he'd want to go alone because he thinks all of us are too weak." I told her.

Naruto then got really mad. And of course everyone is just ignoring me.

"You've got to be kidding! Why should you subtract my skill?!" Naruto yelled in Sasuke's ear.

"Because you have nothing to add." Sasuke replied.

"Ooohhhh burn," I said.

"What?!" Naruto yelled.

"Oh isn't this going to be fun. The only reason I like this team is because they entertain me." I said to Kakashi-sensei.

"Sasuke wants to be with me so much, he's getting impatient!" Sakura said.

"Hey stupid I'm going to be with you to. Did you forget me? Jeez you're so annoying." I said.

"You're just irritating." Sensei said taking out a stick thing.

"Sensei, what is that?" I asked alarmed.

He then put the end on the ground and electricity came out. I jumped out of the way while the others got a lot of volts in their bodies. After they got shocked I landed right next to Naruto.

"Haha, that was priceless. I need one of those." I said.

"Okay, pay attention." Sensei said as they slowly turned around to look at him.

"I'll watch the pier. And you four will keep an eye on this path in the forest. If the thieves appear, notify me immediately. Don't take them lightly. Our mission is to retrieve the golden statue. We must proceed with utmost caution. If the thieves appear on my side, I will send a signal with this." He explained then picked up the stick thingy. "When this lighting barrel is tossed into the air, it will release one thunderbolt. Once you verify it, rush straight to that location."

"You better handle that with care." Naruto said pointing at it.

"Now remember, you are not to act alone." Kakashi warned."Work together."

After Sensei left we all stared at each other well mostly glaring. 

"Guys, I know we have our differences but we need to work together." I spoke up finally getting their attention. "Sensei is finally letting us do this on our own and we have to prove that we can do it."