Loki Babysits the Avengers?!

Go To Sleep

"Wake up! Dude wake up! Are you deaf?! Wake up!"

Loki shoots his eyes open to see Tony standing over him. Tony is shaking Loki by the shoulders. Loki shoves Tony's hand off and stands up.

"You better have a good reason for this Stark." Loki says through clinched teeth.

"Oh well I don't know. I just woke you up because I was lonely. Of course there's a good reason! They're all gone, all of the kids! I don't know where they are!" Tony yells.

"What do you mean they're gone?!" Loki asks.

"I mean they aren't here!" Tony says.

"We're looking for them, now." Loki says.

"Why did you think I woke you up?" Tony asks.

Loki ignores him and uses his magic to change his choths. Then they start to walk out of the room.

"I wish I could do that, imagine how much time I could save." Tony says.

"Priorities Tony." Loki says.

"Oh yeah, right." Tony says.

Loki and Tony look everywhere. They look in Tony's lab, the kitchen, the living room, all the bedrooms. They look on ever floor of the tower, but there is no sign of any of the kids. Loki and Tony meet back in the living room.

"Did you find any sign of them? Anything?" Loki asks.

"No." Tony says. "What if she took them. She took you, she tortured you."

Loki shows no emotion in his face, but gives a small twitch when Tony says 'torture'. Tony is about to say something else, when they hear a small sound, someone giggling. Tony and Loki look at each other, then look at the place the giggle came from. The weapons valt, the one place they didn't think to look. They walk over to the door and open it to see Steve, Bruce, Thor, Clint, and Natasha sitting in the floor playing with the guns. First things first, Tony and Loki take the guns away. Then Tony nods his head towards the door and they all walk out.

"What in the would were all of you doing?!" Tony asks.

"We couldn't find you anywhere!" Loki says.

"You nearly gave us heartattacks!" Tony says.

"Explain!" Loki and Tony say in unison.

The kids are all looking down at the ground, sad from getting yelled at. Then Steve looks up.

"We-we were playing hide and seek with you. I-it was fun, until now." Steve says.

"You yelled at us." Thor say.

"Oh like you haven't yelled at me a million ti- I forgot he was five." Loki says, then he bends down in front of Thor, he puts his hands on Thor's shoulders. "I'm sorry, you just scared us. We thought something happened you."

Thor nods and Loki stands back up.

"We thought something horrible happened. We thought the Vrit-" Tony starts, Loki elbows him in his side.

"They don't know about that. Don't scare them." Loki whispers to Tony.

"We.....just thought....something happened to you. It scared us." Tony says.

"Just don't hide like that again, alright?" Loki says.

"OK." They all say, Natasha just nods.

"Are we still in trouble?" Bruce asks.

"No, you can go play now." Loki says.

"Yay! Let's go back to the weapon room!" Clint says.

"No." Tony says. "You aren't aloud to go in the weapons valt. You could get hurt, of break something."

"Aww." They all say, Natasha just frowns.

"Let's go play in the kitchen." Thor says, the rest of them follow him to the kitchen.

"Last time I remember, Steve was the one telling me I couldn't go into the weapons valt." Loki says.

"But you did it anyway." Tony says.

"Yeah and Steve told Thor and I got in trouble."

"Ha, serves you right."

"Let's go to the weapons valt right now. Natasha taught me how to shoot her gun."

"N-no I'm good."

"That's what I thought."

That Night

Loki walks down the hall to his room. He hears Tony trying to get the kids to go to sleep. Tony had cleared out one room for all of them. They refused to sleep all alone in their individual room, so Tony just cleared out a spear room and but one twin sized bed for Natasha, and two bunk beds, Clint on top of one with Bruce underneath, and Thor on the top of the other with Steve underneath.

"Please just calm down. Go to sleep! Stop running! Get in bed! Go to sleep!" Tony says.

Loki stands at the door, slightly laughing at Tony's frantic state. Then he decides that the kids should be in bed, so he walks in the room.

"Alright, that's enough. Everyone get in bed." Loki says. Everyone looks up.

"But we aren't tired." Clint says.

"Get in bed, now." Loki says.

"Okay." Clint says and stands up.

Everyone climbs into their beds.

"You're no fun." Thor say. Loki raises his eyebrows and gives Thor and annoyed look. Thor pulls his covers closer. "Sorry."

Loki smiles and shakes his head, he starts to walk out of the room.

"Goodnight." Loki says as he turns out the light. Tony and Loki walk out and shut the door behind them.

"How did you do that?!" Tony asks.

"I don't know I just told them to go to bed." Loki says.

"I told them to go to bed! They didn't listen to me!"

"Well maybe they just don't take you seriously."

"First the hammer, then the cooking, and now this. Stop one-uping me!"

"Ehehe, sorry?"

"Yeah, yeah, you better be. Be afraid, I am Iron Man."

"Go to bed Tony."

"Oh no, I not going to bed, well I am. But I am not going because you told me to. I am going because I chose to. You just remember that."

"Whatever Tony."