17 Crimes [discontinued **read desc]

To Leave No Bone Unbroken?

Kenny couldn't quite grasp the situation at that moment. Kenny had been in class, just minding his own business, when his friends (Eric and Stan) decided to mess with and tease him. Why couldn't they see that he just wanted to get it all done and over with so he can get some much needed sleep? He then practically slammed his face onto his desk and sighed weakly. Stan looked at him with both concern, and that look you get when you're trying not to laugh. The blonde turned his head slightly as to look at Stan when he heard him muffle said laugh behind his hand. He glared daggers at him, and Stan broke out into a fit of  silent laughter.

"Eric, please be quiet." The teacher asked in a monotone sounding voice. 

Eric furrowed his brows then and looked both confused and pissed at the same time. He looked at Stan and also glared at him for getting him in trouble. Eric, being the childish teen he was, flipped Stan off, and silently waited for the bell to ring along with Kenny. . . . which felt like an eternity to him since he needed something to do. The fact that the teacher made him move and had him sit next to Kenny, however, gave him an idea. He found out when they were younger, that Kenny was extremely ticklish. Especially in his sides / ribs and hips (but that was also something.. . . else). A smirk was obvious, but he tried to make a poor attempt at hiding it. Kenny looked to his side at Eric and raised an eyebrow at him. Eric shook his head and waved him off, giving the impression that it was nothing. Kenny didn't believe him, but he shrugged it off anyways. 

Eric looked at the clock and saw that the bell was about to ring. He then thought it would be a good idea to put his plan to action. So, as quiet and as sneaky as he could, he lightly jabbed Kenny in his side. It wasn't hard, but he still felt it. Kenny's back straightened quickly and he made a slight gasping sound. Eric tried hard not to laugh, but seeing Kenny react that way to something so small was hilarious to him. Sadly for him, the bell rang and Kenny darted out of the room. He sighed out of frustration when Eric "calmly" walked out, laughing along the way. Kenny sighed again and suddenly felt like he was missing something. ..

 "Hey guys, have you seen Craig?" asked Clyde as he run up to the group. Clyde was one of Craig's closer friends, besides Kenny, Tweek, and Token. Kenny joined their group more recently since he ended up getting in a bad fight with Stan and his ex. . but that's a story for another time.

"No. . Why?" Kenny asked in his usually quiet voice. Clyde sighed  and ran a hand through his already ruffled hair.

"He's been missing all day. No one's seen him. Not even Tweek!" Clyde was sounding more and more frustrated as he continued to explain. Oh, and Craig usually talks to him or Tweek (and rarely Kenny, too) whenever he had an issue with something or he wanted to talk about something personal. 

Kenny sighed for what felt like the thousandth time that day. He pinched the bridge of his nose and began.

"Alright, alright. . I'll go look for him." Kenny stated.

"What?? Do you even know where he could possibly be?" Clyde asked in slight frustration.

"I have a feeling I know. So I'll go. And DO NOT follow me. . " Kenny warned as he turned around and walked off, shoving his hands into the pockets of his jacket as he did so.

Clyde was worried for his friend so of course he didn't listen and waited until Kenny was far enough away before hurrying off to sneak behind him as quietly as he could. Why would Kenny say something like that? It wasn't like him to just go off so suddenly. Okay, maybe he's exaggerating just a bit, but still. Definitely not a normal thing for Kenny's attitude. . . 

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He knew Clyde was following him even though he specifically said to NOT follow him. He had a feeling he wouldn't listen anyways, so what was the point of even telling him?? Kenny sighed dramatically and ran a hand through his unruly hair. Kenny seemed to have made a horrible mistake in closing his eyes and ended up tripping like a fuckin' IDIOT, and fell ass first onto the ground. Leave it to Kenny to be a major klutz. This is the point in time where Kenny decided to just give up and lie down. He didn't feel like getting up anyways. 'Craig can take care of his damn self. . . ' Kenny put his hands hands behind his head, and once again, closed his eyes. He heard, what he presumed to be, Clyde chuckle and walk away. It was only until he could no longer hear Clyde's footsteps that the sunlight was now blocked. Kenny squinted open one of his eyes and gasped lightly. Craig was currently crouched down and staring at Kenny with his usual tired, solemn look. 

"The hell are you doing?" Craig continued to stare, even as Kenny moved to get up. 

"I was. ..  I was just--" Kenny stopped when Craig's staring turned into a harsh, icy glare. For the first time in his life, Kenny actually felt ashamed for some reason.

"Let me guess. . . Clyde asked where I was and panicked" Craig went into a kneeling position while Kenny sat up, attempting to avoid eye contact until Craig got into his face. "Well, you can just turn your ass around and fuck off. I don't need you to look after me like I'm a fucking child."

Well. Kenny certainly wasn't expecting that reaction. However, instead of backing down, he decided to get into Craig's face.

"I will never understand why Clyde and Tweak are still your friends, if you even call them that anymore. You're a heartless fucker that tells everyone off because you're so god damn insecure. I came after you because Clyde was concerned for your well-being. You should be lucky to have a friend like that. . ." With that being said, Kenny stood up, dusted himself off, and walked away.

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A/N: Yes, this part is rather angsty, but what do you expect?