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Well got anything for the news. If you dont you will be fired Jonas. Well sir we do got 2 things. Pick one to put in the news paper. Girl gets stabbed or a dog gose missing. Lets pick the one about the girl. It will make us rich! We will be able to be big in the news company. You'l get paid more if you do Jonas. Heres you coffee sir. Thanks Seri, about time. Sorry sir....t-the coffee maker didn't work s-so i grinned it. Well anyway Jonas do you know who this laddie is? Why yes sir, Thats Alex Jonas McLoughlin, the daughter of Sean William McLoughlin . She is really my sister because mine and her last names are Mcjones. Im Jonas Alex Mcjones. Are names are switched. Well do you do know any one who knows her. Well a guy named John but we call him Foamy. Well go find him! Yes sir.
His name is Foamy because of Foamy the squirrel. His voice is super high.Later
I got him. Hi, who the fuck tard are you? Well Jonas here got you because we want to know about Alex Jonas Mcjones. Well she is 16, shes punk, is born 4/11/00, time 3:33, brown hair, 6 feet and 2 inches. Eye color changes from red, blue, and her nomal eye color is green. Anything else? Im not going to tell you everything but things that are not secrets. Get out. Jonas go to the where the crime is and write about it. Come back here qhen your done. Yes sir.
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Addoped by jacksepticeye Prototype
HumorAlex Mcjones has been in a adoption center sence she was 8. She gets adopted by her idol Jacksepticeye!!!! Though the life that might be hard she still has Jack.