Trouble in Paradise (literally)

#juke?

Regan and Xander found Luke in his room crying.
"Dude what happened?" Xander asked; clearly concerned.
"Julia broke up with me." Luke said quietly.
"What?" Regan asked; confused, "Why would she do that?"
"Because I messed up! I had the perfect girl and now she hates me." Luke yelled.
Regan and Xander nodded as they walked out of his room.
They ran into Greg pulling alicia on her wheelchair.
"Code red with sparkles." Regan said to Alicia.
The boys exchanged confused looks.
"Okay, me and Greg will talk to Luke and you guys can go talk to Julia." Alicia suggested.
"Alright." Regan said as they walked off.
Xander and Gregory both asked their girlfriends what code red with sparkles meant, and they both got the answer of "It's girl talk."
Regan and Xander looked outside for Julia, she wasn't there. "Julia?" They both called.
"Where do you think she went?" Xander asked.
"Well, she's either watching friends (The show) or she's getting drunk." Regan responded.
"Getting drunk." They both said in sync.
RANDER walked back inside to find Gregicia sitting on the couch.
"Luke pulled the overprotective boyfriend role." Alicia stated.
"Damn it Luke. We all know that's what Julia hates." Regan said.
---------AT THE BAR---------
"And I don't know why he thinks he has to protect me, like I'm not his child. I'm my own fucking person." Julia yells; clearly drunk.
"Well, he obviously just cares about you so much. It's better than not caring about you at all." Chris, still on his bartender job, stated.
"Gosh guys are so confusing. Sometimes I think about turning lesbian. At least girls know how to deal with their feelings." Julia says.
"Yeah, explore. Be with whoever you wanna be." Chris encouraged.
"Then you know what, yeah! I declare myself a lesbian!" Julia yelled for the whole bar too hear.
You could hear a few people murmur "breakup."