I'm sorry; I just really felt like doing this.
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Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Emily Lakers, Stephen Sconer
Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Aubri Ramos, Jack Detweiler
Looks like a cinnamon roll and actually is a cinnamon roll: Cassie Meyers, Damien Thompson
Looks like they could kill you and actually would kill you: Stephanie Sconer, Doug Ennis (A/N: Aw, Doug, we all know you're a nice person who would never intentionally kill someone. Stephanie... um... well, I don't know.)