Intro (and sorry for not updating)

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OK, so it has come to my attention that I haven't written anything for like 3 months... well actually my lack of writing has come to my attention about once a week since my last update. However, when I consult the part of my brain that knows how to write it's like 'yeah, no... ask me again later'. I have tried reminding it how important Cricky is for a healthy life, but it just frowns at me till I give up and go to sleep. I asked it again tonight and I don't think it can be bothered to wake up to answer me... so I'll write this weird kind-of-diary thing instead. Tbh I don't know what this is going to be, other than proof of my continued existence and something to keep me occupied.

Read on for the questionable and often rambling contents of the Ninja Cat's mind as she attempts to escape utter boredom. Warning: contents may bore you to death.

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