Funny Texts & Awkward Moments (COMPLETED)

Funny Texts

Babe: Can you write a poem for me?

Me: Sure.
Me: roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs to the zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too! But not in a cage, just laughing at you.

Babe: That's adorable. Wanna see me do a magic trick?

Me: Of course!!

Babe: Poof! Your single!