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Me: OMG BABE I BROKE YOUR FAVORITE GUITAR IM SORRY!!

Babe: Don't worry. I already memorized a song.

Me: Really?

Babe: yeah, wanna hear it?

Me: Of course.

Babe: Twinkle twinkle little star. Wish I could hit you with my car. Throw you off a tree so high, Hope you break your neck and die.

Me; -.-

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