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Me: Mom I got suspended.

Mom: What! WHY?

Me: The teacher was standing up at the board and she said "All the idiots stand up here."

Mom: so...

Me: I stood up and she looked at me and I said "I didn't want you to feel lonely."

Mom: That's my girl!

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