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Weird Guy: OMG!! It's almost Valentine's Day!!

Me: ikr! I already wrote a poem for you!

Weird Guy: let me read it!

Me: roses are red. Violets are blue. God made us all beautiful, so the fuck happened to you?

Weird Guy: -.-

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