30 Hilarious Names of Historical Figures

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Just some names of historical figures that you will not believe (Handpicked the best from a couple of websites including a couple I threw in):

1. Louis the Fat (Of course, courtesy to Viśwa)

2. William the Bastard (William the Conquerer) *cough cough*  QueenC39400  soccermathcat  sakuraessy

3. Pepin the Short

4. Timur the Lame

5. Crazy Otto of Bavaria

6. Ivaylo the Cabbage (isn't this unreal?!?!)

7.John-George Beer-Jug (Vut)

8. James the Sh*t (This is real guys)

9. Alexander the Potbelly (and you thought Louis the Fat was bad)

10. Albert with the Pigtail

11. Archibald the Loser (wow, that's some serious encouragement right there. NOT.)

12. Bernard the Hairy-Footed

13. Childeric the Idiot

14. Constantine the Dung-Named

15. Erik the Priest-Hater

16. Erik the Short-Changer

17. Eystein the Fart

18. Fruela the Leprous 

19. Haakon the Crazy

20. Halfdan the Bad-Entertainer

21. Harald the Lousy

22. Ivar the Boneless

23. Joan the Lame (NOT JOJO FYI)

24. John the Mad

25. Louis the Good-For-Nothing

26. Louis the Stammerer

27. Manuel the Sausage-Maker

28. Ulick of the Heads

29. Vasily the Cross-Eyed

30. Władysław the Elbow-High

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