Hi guys!!!
This chapter is a list of a bunch of annoying types of couples in life! Like if you can relate!
Kim= Dat annoying girlfriend
Dan= Dat annoying boyfriend
1. The "In Denial" Couple (What me and "Adam" in my other book were for the longest time!!!)
This is that couple that has been together for 174875828 years, and they're both still denying that they are actually official. Something you might hear them say is:
"Oh, yeah, Dan? We're just super good friends. Well, maybe a little more."
"Well, I dunno, I've never considered Dan as my official boyfriend before."
"Kim's not my girlfriend. We just really like each other."
Someone asks Dan if he and Kim broke up because his Facebook status is single.
"Oh, no! Trust me, we haven't. Not that we could, we aren't really official."
"Well, I'm not quite sure if I'm dating Kim, I don't know how she feels about it."
DAN. KIM. JUST. EFFING. MAKE. IT. OFFICIAL. YOU. KNOW. IT. IS.
2. The Charcoal Couple
You know how when you drag a piece of charcoal horizontally over paper it leaves a mark and sometimes squeaks and it sounds TERRIBLE? Yeah. That's what I mean by charcoal. This is the couple that you know for a fact is NOT going to last but they keep dragging it on and on and on and on and on and--you get what I mean. Some examples of these couples are:
That couple where the two people are on different sides of the planet (cough cough Adam and Genie cough cough)
That couple who are apparently official but literally never talk to each other.
That couple having arguments all the time about everything.
That insanely fickle couple. One second they're ready to kill each other, the next they're all lovey dovey.
That couple where one of them is clingy and the other person that just doesn't really care.
That couple who have no common interests whatsoever (like an artist who hates sports and a sporty person who hate art)
Like no. Guys, it's literally painful to watch you drag it on like that, even more painful than listening to charcoal squeaking. And that saying quite a lot.
3. The Best Friends Couple
This couple, they're best friends. They do literally EVERYTHING together. And me? Imma Invisibleman!!!
This is what something from a person in that sort of relationship might say:
"Oh yeah, I'm sorry, but I'm working on the project with Dan again. Is that fine with you? Sorry! We can work together next time!"
Well sh*t.
"Yeah, coach, I'm sorry I'll be missing this game because my girlfriend Kim has a tiny cold and I'll be sitting at home with her."
God. First: you is gonna catch cold! (Excuse my amazing grammar) second: it's not like she was hospitalized or something! God!
Please note that there are other people in this world. I understand you guys are such close friends and couple, but really. PLEASE. YOU AREN'T MARRIED YET.
4. The Non-Existent Couple
This is the story of my life. This is that couple you wish was there but really isn't. (Especially one that involves yourself and your crush *cough cough raises eyebrows cough cough* people who know don't you dare say it.)
These are things you wish the nonexistent couples say to each other:
"Hey Kim!" *smooch*
"I really like you!"
"Do you want to collaborate on this huge project?"
"Can we hang out after school?"
This is what the nonexistent couples say to each other in real life:
"Sup bro."
"Lol you're a terrible friend haha."
"So, wanna tackle this together?"
"Can I go to your house and eat all your ramen?" 22aimeew 22aimeew 22aimeew 22aimeew 22aimeew 22aimeew
PLEASE GET TOGETHER SOON! IM BEGGING HERE!!!
5. You and Your Favorite Food
Do I need to elaborate?
Hope you guys like this goofy thing! If you have any other ideas, please comment!
Eugeniax
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