Real Talk: Lessons (Finding Myself)

Food

Hello...

Who doesn't LOVE food? Food is life. Food is practically my soul. 

All right I'll get on with the funny

School lunch a meal I am forced to eat because I either am too lazy to pack my own lunch or we don't have sandwich meat or left overs...

GROSS, GROSS, GROSS... Sometimes.

It depends, even though they do slave for us as my mom would call it when she's cooking even though she has me cooking now. 

The food is either:

A) Not fully cooked

B) Cold

or C) HAS ABSOLUTELY NO FLAVOR.

Sometimes you have to just take it like a champ. *shakin' my head*

Am I allowed to bring up bananas, cause they make me want to gag. I will eat anything else 'cause I wouldn't mind tryin' some other foods from different Countries (reccomend some please).

BUT the yellow demon has got to go. I can't even drink something that has banana mixed with it. I'm cringing just thinking about it.

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My mom's cooking. DUHN, DUHN, DUHNNNNn!! *Dramatics drop in* *Cue the violins* *Now the base* (for deep effect)

I'm kidding be more worried if I cook for you. But I'm getting better and when I cook it does taste good... somewhat

FINE. IT TASTES DECENT.

ALLRIGHT HALF DECENT.

It will taste good sooner or later. I'm not that bad of a cook.

I haven't burnt anything... yet

Antyway back to my mom's cooking she is just wonderful at it.

Story Time

Sooo my mom was cookin' just doin' her do. This is when I was younger and was very, very, veery care free. So there are a lot of people that live in my house because my mom decided to just pop one kid right out after the other. Not literally, that would just be too painful and she would have gotten her tubes tied a loooong time ago.

My mom's cooking and I'm pretty sure I was busy cleaning my room or just bored waiting for her to finish. All I know is that my older brother was irritating her, so she would keep finding things for him to do.

You know that point in cooking where you can smell the food and you start floating down the stairs like they do in Tom and Jerry. Well that was basically me. Except for the floating. And the stairs, we hadn't moved yet.

So she takes out our food except for my older brother's as a joke. None of us have sat down to eat yet because we're all roaming around the kitchen either trying to find a fork or IDK. My mom finally takes out his food after she's taken out her own. He places his plate down on the table, and me being me (I already have my food but for some strange reason I haven't started eating yet) stands in front of his plate and starts eating it.

I'm just chowin' down on his food when he turns around and sees me. He's staring at me and I just keep eating. I don't know what was going through my head when I did that because I still ended up eating my own food and it was delicious. 

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We still talk and laugh about that day. My brother is still holding a grudge about it. Why? Because quote un quote "It was the best Shrimp Alfredo mommy had made in forever."

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Antyway I'm honestly not mean I was just being the crazy girl in the family I am. And my mom thought it was hilarious.

Take this as lesson four...

Beware of the scavengers! Never leave your food alone...

Goodbye!