Real Talk: Lessons (Finding Myself)

Toys

Hello...

Who doesn't love TOYS?

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We as a whole have "advanced" with toys, right?

 I honestly don't know where I'm going with this.

So when I was little I never really had many toys. I had the occasional doll. I would want all the ones that were more... how do I say this?

Potty trained?

This subject is such a bad topic I don't even know.

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Story Time

I was a weirdo when I was little. I still am depending on the topic of conversation. Nah, topic doesn't even matter. I have realized I can be very blunt and say the first thing that comes to my head. IDK

So I had this doll. It was one of those dolls that you feed and then it would pee. The trick was you had to squeeze it's stomach in order for the fluid to come out or go in. It came with its own sippy cup and straw with like five pampers/diapers. I really like playing with it because I was a weirdo. 

So I eventually run out of pampers/diapers, and I'm begging my mom to get me more. But me being me, I feed the doll. Squeezing its stomach so it can drink the concoction that I created. Its belly gets full and yada yada yada.

I was insane back then and still am. I took the doll in the bathroom and instead of making it use the toilet... I hover the doll over the tub and start squeezing the stomach making it look like she's peeing in the tub.

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Take this as lesson five...

Dolls are creepy in every way possible...

Especially with bodily functions...

Goodbye!