"My ex-girlfriend is annoying as fuck."
"Well, hello to you too."
"She told my boyfriend that he was just a phase and that I'd go back to her today."
"... That's-"
"And that's not the worst part."
"I don't know, that's pretty shitty."
"She did it in front of me."
"Oh. What did you do?"
"I flipped her off and called her an unstable, clingy bitch that needed a life."
"Haha you go, Parker! Bet she didn't react well to that."
"Nope. Not at all. She stormed off. My boyfriend thought it was hilarious."
"I think it's hilarious, and I wasn't even there."
"It was pretty fucking great. She was the one who broke up with me, and she still acts as if she's got some medieval claim over me. What the actual fuck?"
"She sounds lovely."
"Oh yes, in the way that makes you want to die. She's toxic."
"Mm."
"Oh, I'm bi, by the way. Just in case you couldn't tell. Or needed to know. I don't know. You don't have a problem with bisexual people, do you? Because if you do, this is going to be a problem."
"Well, that would be hypocritical of me, being lesbian and all."
"Okay that's good, because I don't know what I would do if you were like homophobic or whatever. Oh, I gotta go get ready for my date with my boyfriend. Bye! I'll talk to you later, okay?"
"Sure. Bye. Have fun!"
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Short StoryA story of conversations between two girls in which they exchange witty conversations, secrets, and find themselves. "Hey, this is Morgan. So I'm going to need-" "Um, I don't know a Morgan." "Isn't this Angie?" "No, it's Parker." "Well, this is aw...
