"You've reached the voicemail of Parker Andrea Nacy. I'm not available at the moment, so leave a message at the beep. Beep."
"Parker. Parks. Can I call you Parks? Pick up. I'm bored. Like, I'm practically dying."
"You've reached the voicemail of Parker Andrea Nacy. I'm not available at the moment, so leave a message at the beep. Beep."
"Parks. Parks. Parks. Parks. I like that. Has anyone ever called you by that nickname? Parks. Parks. Parks."
"You've reached the voicemail of Parker Andrea Nacy. I'm not available at the moment, so leave a message at the beep. Beep."
"What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu, Parks?"
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"PARK-"
"What the actual fuck, Morgan?"
"You picked up!"
"Not during class, I didn't. Some of us actually can contain our anger and not get into fights. Some of us have to actually go to school."
"Some of you are lame as fuck."
"Shut the fuck up. What do you want?"
"Did you listen to my voicemails?"
"Unfortunately. Also, the difference is the source of the disease is different? It's kind of in the name."
"What the fuck are you- oh, that. No, for bird flu you need tweetment -"
"Oh my God."
"- and for swine flu -"
"Don't finish that sentence. Don't you fucking dare finish that sentence."
"- you need oinkment!"
"..."
"Get it???"
"Unfortunately. How long did it take you to come up with it?"
"Uh..."
"What?"
"I got it from Google."
"Oh my God. Why am I even friends with you."
"Because I'm great."
"Okay, well I've gotta go. It's lunch and I'm hungry, and I'm sorry, but no matter how awesome you are, you'll never be better than food."
"Oh. Okay. Bye! Also I'm grounded for a year which fucking sucks, I can't even visit the museum while I'm suspended. How fucking shitty is that?"
"For some reason, I'm not surprised."
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You've Got Voicemail
Short StoryA story of conversations between two girls in which they exchange witty conversations, secrets, and find themselves. "Hey, this is Morgan. So I'm going to need-" "Um, I don't know a Morgan." "Isn't this Angie?" "No, it's Parker." "Well, this is aw...
