Someday

Chapter Thirty

"Alright buddy we are officially moved in!" I said attempting to sound like I was on a radio as I wipe the sweat off of my face.

Envy and the boys said that they would help me move in since I wouldn't let Mya do so, and they flanked on me. Apparently they went to a new restaurant last night and woke up this morning with a bad case of food poisoning.

I'm glad that I didn't go.

But still it was really disappointing that I had to move all these heavy ass furniture by myself. Well Brandon did help out, but he had to leave to a house on the other side of town. Almost every room in the house is partially decorated because that was the only thing that I would let her do.

I told her that I was going to decorate the nursery, I still have money put to the side from when I was looking for a house.

"I know that you're tired, your back must be killing you right now."

"No, I'm good." I'm really not.

"Sure you are," she laughs sitting down on the couch caressing her belly.

"Okay I'm not. Truth be told I feel like I am about to pass the fuck out," I brace myself as I sit down beside her.

"See I knew it, there is no need to front about this," she laughs getting up making her way into the kitchen, I don't know what is in there we have been eating out for the last two days.

"I wasn't fron- what was that?" I ask when I heard the sound of the camp opening.

"Nothing!"

Na uh

I get up and slowly make my way over towards the kitchen. Turning the corner I caught her in the act drinking a can of Diet Dr. Pepper.

"I thought that I told you no more sodas?" I ask causing her to choke.

You're getting no pity from me.

"Dammit Tanner you scared the shit out of me!" she cries out trying to catch her breath.

"I don't care, I told you that I didn't want you drinking soda because you swell up like a goddamn whale."

"I'm sorry did you just call me a whale?" she asks trying to clean up her mess which was a funny sight to see.

"Stop listening to what you want to hear," I take the paper towel out of her hand and clean the mess up for her. "I said that every time you drink soda you swell up."

"You could have just left the whale part out," she tries to finish off the drink.

"I'll be taking that," I slightly snatch the can out of her hand and chug the rest of it down.

"Oh Tanner come on, it's caffeine free, and it's diet."

"I know and it's delicious," I head into the garage and toss it into the recycle bin. Looking around the space you can't see shit in this garage. The only rooms in the house that is finish is the kitchen, our bedroom, and the bathrooms. And you still can't see shit in here.

"I can't stand you Tanner!"

"At this moment in my life I really don't care," my text tone went off.

Envyß Call me right the fuck now!

"Oh God," I laugh walking out of the house onto the porch.

"Why the fuck do I have all of these packages delivered to my house with your name on them?"

"Because I bought some things and had them sent to your address, I have too much things here."

"Nigga I have too much things here! And you're buying cribs and shit got Honey cussing me the fuck out thinking that I'm trying to get her pregnant again and shit."

"Keep your voice down the whole neighborhood can hear you."

"Let them hear me, when are you going to get this shit?!"

"Whenever Mya's not here, I don't want her to know about this."

"Oh I see you're trying to surpri- let me go and tell Honey about this before she gives me a personal vasectomy. But let me know when you're going to do this so that I can come over and help."

"Alright I'll let you know when you can come over."

"Alright I'll holler at you soon."

"Cool," I hang up the phone and go back into the house to see a very unhappy Mya standing near the door.

Ah shit!

"So we're keeping secrets now?"

"No?" that sounds more like a question than an answer.

"So we're lying now."

"No My- what are you trying to get to, I was on the phone with Envy," she looks me in the eyes longer than I would like to her to.

"Tanner I swear to God if you are messing around with another woman.

"You're right I am messing around with another woman. Your nicer twin Mia," I walk pass her feeling the heat radiating off of her body.

"Oh I can't stand you."

"I know, you love me."

~

"Alright how are my favorite parents?" Nurse Mimpsy, the sonographer, asks as Mya makes herself comfortable.

"Everything is going well," Mya replies with a shaky tone.

Aw poor baby is nervous.

"That's good she is taking care of herself right?" she asks me for confirmation.

"Oh yeah, I make sure of that."

"Good, so are you guys excited to find out what you guys are having?"

"Yes I want a boy."

"I just want a healthy baby," even though I want a girl, just not a mini Mya.

"Okay well let's have a look," she cuts the light off after squeezing the blue gel on her belly.

"Alright," she moves the wand around on her belly. "Oh you got a shy one here," she mutters maneuvering the wand around. "Oop, I got it! Look right there," she points at the screen where it's plain as day light to what we're having.

"Oh my God."