Lost and Found ❁ Malia Tate [2]

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Carter=Satan

@maliatate: cutie pie got her sling off today, but she was too distracted by plants to take a picture for me [Photo above]

@maliatate: UPDATE- she just bought three of them and she's really excited

@stilesstilinski: @maliatate oh god... Her room already has four other plants

@itscarterbitch: @stilesstilinski THEY'RE CUTE AND YOU KEPT THE ONE I GAVE YOU SO SHUSH

@stilesstilinski: @itscarterbitch You got me there

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@stilesstilinski: CARTER YOU BITCH

@scottmccall: well that wasn't very nice

@isaaclahey: chill out Stilinski

@stilesstilinski: NO

@itscarterbitch: lol

@itscarterbitch: hey fam

@ariamiller: did you know it's hard to take a nap when your phone is blowing up

@ariamiller: what

@ariamiller: dammit Scott why are the children fighting

@scottmccall: Idk

@itscarterbitch: ive been gradually sneaking pads and tampons into all of Stiles's things for about a week or two

@itscarterbitch: I'm guessing he found the one I put in his two liter of rootbeer

@stilesstilinski: YES

@stilesstilinski: YES I DID

@itscarterbitch: Stop distracting Carter -Malia

@stilesstilinski: SHE NEEDS TO APOLOGIZE

@itscarterbitch: Stiles shut up and look in the microwave

@stilesstilinski: why...

@stilesstilinski: nm

@stilesstilinski: go on with your day as if nothing happened

@scottmccall: I'm lost

@isaaclahey: same

@itscarterbitch: I made bomb ass enchiladas last night for Stilinski and I

@stilesstilinski: I think I just died and went to hell

@stilesstilinski: where satan makes amazing Mexican food

@itscarterbitch: so I'm satan?

@stilesstilinski: duh

@isaaclahey: dude i love Mexican

@stilesstilinski: hey wolf boy

@stilesstilinski: no one cares

@isaaclahey: they'll care when "wolf boy" rips your throat out

@scottmccall: lol okay Derek

@itscarterbitch: whenever Scott says lol he reminds me of a white dad at a barbecue

@scottmccall: okay ):

@scottmccall: where'd Aria go

@scottmccall: I'm lonely

@isaaclahey: well

@isaaclahey: Carter can you make me Mexican food

@itscarterbitch: Lol no

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IDEK what this is its a mess tbh

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