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Momma Carter

@itscarterbitch: GUYS I'M A MOTHER [Photo above]

@catherbrooks: @itscarterbitch wtf is that???

@itscarterbitch: @catherbrooks It's a robotic baby for my child care class I'm taking care of it for a week

@stilesstilinski: @catherbrooks It started crying in math and she started panicking

@itscarterbitch: @stilesstilinski I THOUGHT IT NEEDED IT'S DIAPER CHANGED BUT IT WAS HUNGRY

@itscarterbitch: Whenever Isaac picks up my baby it cries I'm cackling

@isaaclahey: @itscarterbitch I just want it to love me

@itscarterbitch: @isaaclahey well stop you're gonna make me fail the assignment

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@stilesstilinski: Carter's bitch ass baby robot woke up at 3 IN THE MORNING

@maliatate: "What the fuck is that?"

@maliatate: "SHIT IT'S TRIS"

@itscarterbitch: I named my child after a divergent character FiGhT ME

@ariamiller: I'm so proud I could cry

@scottmccall: please don't

@scottmccall: ARIA WHY ARE YOU TEXTING AND DRIVING WTF

@scottmccall: BAD ARIA

@ariamiller: I'm at a stoplight hush

@ariamiller: nm it's green gtg

@lydiamartin: guess who's back

@lydiamartin: back again

@itscarterbitch: TRUE WHERE TF HAVE YOU BEEN

@lydiamartin: "Lydia, just let me take ONE selfie I won't drop it" -Stiles Stilinski 2k16

@lydiamartin: he dropped it in the schools pool

@stilesstilinski: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

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@itscarterbitch: #StopStilesStilinski2k16

@sighkat: @itscarterbitch wtf did he do now

@itscarterbitch: @sighkat he killed my baby

@lydiamartin: how??? @itscarterbitch

@itscarterbitch: @lydiamartin the crying noise was making a static sound so HE SHOOK IT

@stilesstilinski: @itscarterbitch I DIDN'T KNOW IT SHUTS OFF BC OF "ABUSE"

@itscarterbitch: @stilesstilinski WELL IT DOES AND NOW I HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE YOU BITCH SQUEALER

@itscarterbitch: "Why did you kill your baby?" "Stiles did." "Yeah okay here."

@itscarterbitch: I love coach sm

@lydiamartin: why tf is coach teaching children care?? @itscarterbitch

@itscarterbitch: @lydiamartin no clue tbh

@itscarterbitch: *Doesn't get marked off bc coach understands how stupid Biles is*

@stilesstilinski: #KillMePlease2k16


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