Mark woke up to the sound of screaming on his balconey. Growing frustrated he stomped to the silding door and pulled open the curtains to find Shia LaBeouf shouting at the door. "DO IT JUST DO IT." He screamed. "Dude, what the f*ck are you doing out there?!" Mark questioned angrly. "YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW, DO IT JUST DO IT." Mark was getting p*ssed off now. "Why the f*ck are you out there its like 30degrees out there!" In a flash Shia LaBeouf was wearing only his Ducky Mo Mo boxers. "WHAT TH- you know what I'm to Mike's house." He gathered his stuff but Shia La continued. "DO IT." "BYE!" Mark shouted over him and slamed the door.
----------------------------------------------------------------Welcome this is these random stories of this book. If you can't handle it turn back now. If you continue -_- I respect you. Be prepared for more weirdness in the next chapter. (WTF did I just write?! XD)

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