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Midna: HELLO PEOPLE

Zelda: 0-0 hai

Me: *is sobbing in the corner*

Ghirahim: ..*looks at me* is..she..ok?

Saria: she's probably still fangirling about link and dark kiss-*Ben covers her mouth*

Ben: plz..no..

Ghirahim: *sigghhs* ANYWAYS

link: ..;---;

D.link: ...

Midna: WE HAVE QUESTIONS AND DARES PEOPLE

Zelda: if its another boku no pico thing..I swear..

Ghirahim: WE COULNDT EVEN GET PASSED THE OPENING

link: IT WAS ALREADY KINKY AF

ghirahim: *rolls eyes*

D.link: *snickers*

Midna: uh...let's..get on with this..
airtide for ben: what do you really want to do with Zelda?

Ben: *crosses arms* well...I hate her..

Link: but I thought you li-

Ben: I DONT LIKE HER

Zelda: why!?

Ben: I rather not say..but you know why! *glares at Zelda*

Zelda: 0-0

Ghirahim: imma read the next one so..to zelda: I dare you to French kiss d.link and tell link he's a piece of crap

Me: *stops sobbing* *sniffles* I dont ship..

Ghirahim: 0---0

Zelda: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AnD FRENCH KISSING LIKE WHAT

D.link: *wiggles eyebrow*

Zelda: UGH *kisses d.link*

Midna: wow..she didn't even hesitate... But when they dare her to kiss you link she hesitates...

Vaati: oh wow

Ben: I hate her

Ghirahim: SAVAGE

zelda: *pushes d.link away* LINK YOUR A PIECE OF CRAP

Link: ouch.

Midna: for link: tell midna she likes riding you and turn into a wolf and, laying on your back. Ok what the hell..

Link: 0---0 midna..

Midna: link I swear to god if you say that to me I will personally rip you in half.

Link: ..*lays down and turns into a wolf* ...

Ghirahim: 0---0 what

Me: AWWWWWWWWWW

Zelda: ...;---;

D.link: hehehe..

Midna: a-anyways..o///o LunaHexa I dare midna to call link a puppy and to turn him into a wolf! I just want to see what happens...

Ghirahim: I have on question..for all you crazy zelda fans..who is your otp In the zelda fandom..COMMENT AND TELL ME PLZ I WANT TO SEE WHO YOU PEOPLE SHIP

Midna: uh..anyways..LINK YOUR A PUPPY

Link: *has fallen asleep as a wolf*

Me: I wanna poke him

Ghirahim: child..why are you the way you are.

Me: I wanna poke..

Midna: oh..

Saria: AMYWAYS stacieblue43 zelda here I think this might help you *gives her a love kit* I dare you to make it real forever..

Zelda: *takes it* let's see..how does this work...

D.link: huh..

Zelda: OH OK *throws mystery glittery at d.link and link*

Link: GAH *jolts up*

D.link: *coughs* WHAT IS THIS

zelda: I have no idea..

Ghirahim: ...uh anyways..THANKS FOR YOUR QUESTIONS AND COMMENT YOUR ZELDA OTP THING

me: BAAAAII

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