AND WE ARE BACK

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midna: HELLO MY PEOPLE

ghirahim: WE ARE FINALLY BACK

me: i am so sorry guys..ive had alot of wo-

ghirahim: EXCUSES EXCUSES WE NEED TO ANSWER THEIR QUESTIONS SO LETS GO

me: ;--;

BLAZEizINSANE i dare all the people who dont like gorey stuff to watch DHMIS

saria: whats that?!

ghirahim: well good luck, be careful not to lose your sanity

d.link: oh god

zelda:is it gonna be like that boku no pico thing....

link: ew..

midna: GOOOOOOOO NOOOWWWWWW *pushes them into a room with the laptop*

Cosmos127 *clears throat* ahem, here is a totally serious dare. EVERYONE IS DARED TO BE GENDER-BENT OKAY BAI

*suddenly guys turn into girls and girls turn into guys*

link; *girly squeals*

ghirahim; I HAVE BEWBS HELP ME OMG

vaati: what in the world..\

d.link: :D

midna: whAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME

ben: AWESOMEEE~

link: i forgot about ben..

ben; ;--;

*in the other room can be heard screams*

midna: i cant tell if its because of the vids or....this..

stacieblue43  1.let me say i love linkxdark 2.zelda you idiot u just sprinkled them with heata mala its a type of lust glitter that will send link and dark into heat as well as the following-make link become pregnant with dakrs child, cause them to be forever in love with each other, make it so links wolf ears and tail will show even when hes not in his wolf form. i have no idea how that got in the junior match-maker kit, but here link *guves him an anti-pregancy neckalace* youll need it if you dont want to be preggers, though u still can be if you want anytime you and dark do it

link; WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ONE TO GET PREGGERS

d.link: HAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-this will be fun *rape face*

zelda: *in the other room* I REGRET NOTHIINNNNGGGG

ghirahim: *looks down at "herself"* i dont enjoy being a girl..

me: i dont count as a character so...HA

vaati:..hm

ben: I WILL GO FIND A BOY TO HIT ON ME AHAHHAHAAH

airtide i ship 1.illia and ink 2.midna and link 3. zelda and link 4. ghirahim: why do you hate french kissing? in SS you obviously wanted to do it to link when you flicked your tongue in and out. to dark link: why you no touch light?. to link: dont worry, this is normal: where are your most favorite places to buy bombs?

ghirahim; ok, ok i dont like-

me; MMMMMMMMHHHHHHHHMMMMM SURE

ghirahim: as i was sayi-

me: COUUUUUUUUUUUGGHHHHSHSSSSS

ghirahim: OK LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE_

me: MMMMMHHHHHHHHH WHAT

ghirahim: YOU WANNA GO

midna: i think we all know the answer..

*ghirahim and me fighting in the background*

d.link: why no light touch dark??? HHMMMM ANSWER THAT

link: i....i..stores

ben: saw that one coming..

link: IM TRYING TO COMPREHEND WHAT CHANGES MY BODY IS MAKING

ben: WELL YOU KNOW WHAT PRETTY BOY?!

midna: OK GUYS-wait..GIRLS STOP

*others come out of the room*

zelda: i need a bath..*shivering*

saria: *sobbing*

midna: ANYWAY GUYS THANK YOU FOR YOUR QUESTIONS AND YOUR FAV SHIPS AS ALWAYS ALL OF YOU ARE AWESOME

ben: I HAVE A QUESTION

midna; ben no-

ben: WHOS HOTTER ME OR LINK

link: OH ITS ON YOU ELF

midna: anyways.. THANKS GUYS LEAVE  YOUR QUESTIONS-

me: AND ILL TRY TO ANSWER THEM AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

midna: lies

me: BAI

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