Troublemakers (Sasuke x Naruto x Reader)

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Your Pov

I wake up and I check if I'm still dressed thankfully I am so yay! I turn over to the other side and try to sleep but I touch a bare chest....it feels niice~ wait one fuckin minute...WHO THE FUDGING FUCKIN DUCKS IS IN MY BED?!?! I push this mysterious person out of my bed with my cold feet and the sweet sound of a thump rings in my ears with an 'ow' shortly following. I proudly turn the other way with a proud smile and try to sleep once more but this little bitch just climbed back in with me! So I elbow this duck in the guts and I swear to god the noise it made sounded like a duck...I attempt to make a run for it but IT WRAPPED ITS ARMS AROUND MY WAIST!!!!!!!! "Don't go~" it says in a raspy morningcmorningc voice voice....it was kinda cute- wait what? "Please?~" "Sasuke?" "I like the way you say my name y/n~" it has dawned on me that I pushed duckbutt off my bed with cold feet and I elbowed him...FUCK "You sound like a duck when elbowed in the gut."

"Well I have to live up to my nickname don't I?" I blush tomato red like I did after I had that dream thingy and as I bring it up I blush harder "You're blushing like you did that one day...mind telling me what happened?" "No" "Aw come on I promise will have some fun later if you tell me." "No way in hell, Senpai" "Oh so I'm your senpai now?" He gets on top of me and pins me to the bed....like in the dream "So what shall I call you?" He said in a dominant way "So many choices..." He thinks for a bit then decides "I know! I'll call you Snowflake!" He says with excitement " Snowflake?!?!" "Yeah! Cause you're so graceful and you're one of a kind." "How the hell am I graceful?" " With your fighting, I've seen you fight remember? The first time you trained in your backyard. I kinda watched you....sorry" "You're apologizing for stalking me?" "Yeah...I guess you can say that." "Alrighty then."

TIME SKIPS CAUSE FUCK IT

We head to the training ground to meet up with Kakashi and he's late, duh and cotton candy here is posses cause I show up with "Sasuke kun"....bitch. Just then Kakashi shows up and we begin training, in the middle of training he stops us and pulls out three bells and says we have to retrieve a bell one who does not B
AH BLAH BLAH I KNOW THIS SHIP ALREADY! I let him finish for the noobs here and the entire time Kakashi is directing most of this speech to me like if he knows something.

"BEGIN!"

We all dart off in different directions and I just wait it out until everyone is caught and an opening to get a bell...wait I have unlimited access to all the jutsu...lemme just try....YES! I AM NOW INVISABLE! Congrats! FUCK! I FORGOT YOU WERE HERE NEKOMU! DON DO DAT! Sorry... It's okay just...don't. Okay I'm sorry again alright bye. Bie

Finally everyone is caught and I'm just walking around and go up to Kakashi while he's talking take all the bells and go back to my hiding spot as quick as I can....I DID IT YES! Kakashi picks up the "bells" and says "Do you really think that you can even get one of these bells? Then forget it." "What bells?" Naruto says hanging upside down. Kakashi looks at his hand "Well well well...it appears that y/n has acquired all the bells...but how?" "It was nothing really." I reappear standing upside down on a branch and everyone looks " All I did was turn invisible and walk up to him and took them....mother that hard." "HOLD UP THERE AN INVISABILITY JUTSU?!?! HOW COME I NEVER HEARD OF IT??!?!" Naruto says wiggling frantically and the rope breaks and he falls on the ground shouting at everything....he's so cute when he flips his shit..wait what?....oh shit....I'm in a love triangle.....FUCK!

I head home after dropping two bells and watching them go mad after them...morons then drip the third bell and everyone's shocked "Y/N WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!" They all yell except Kakashi "There's a lesson here...can anyone guess what that is?" Silence. "Teamwork...the lesson is tea work see it was easy for me to get them because I hid and thought of a plan and it was a success but a success is useless if you have no one to share that with so I'm going home thanks for the training Kakashi and please teach these people easier lessons first...it's called baby steps." I hop down from the tree and head home smug as hell.

Hi Bunnies! I turned 15 on the 10th of January so yaaay! I thought this story needed an update by now like all my other stories I duck incredibly at updating these things so yeah nothing really except like you got all dem bells and all Dat jutsu yeah! And you and Sasuke and Naruto in a love triangle? Wow you also got all dem boys! Mmkay BIE BUNNIES!

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