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My life is a story, just like everyone else'...
My alarm goes off at 7:15 as usual, although I hate it. I lazily reach out from under the covers and press the snooze button on my phone. The fairy like tinkling music stops. I sigh and pull myself out of bed. Time to become the worlds stealthiest morning teenager...
I flopped onto my floor with a thud, waking up my sleeping dog. Mac pulled his eyes open and glared at me.
"Sorry baby." I shrugged. I stood and headed towards the door. Once Mac realized that it was time to get up, he shot out of his bed and raced me to my door.
I moved out of my room and down the hallway as quietly as I could, sneaking into my parent's room to grab the phone. It was in my hands as I stepped out of the door. Slyly, I took a step or two into the hallway when...
"FALLON!" My mother screamed. I turned my head slowly to the open side of the hall. Down below me, sitting in my living room, were my mother and brother. I smiled.
So much for being stealthy...
"Don't be on long, you still have to shower and do school-" my mom started, but Danny cut her off.
"And Teen Wolf!" He cried. Ahhhh, I succeeded in life...
"I won't be long mom, eight at the latest." I said smirking before walking into my room. I flopped back into bed, curled up under my two covers and stared at the telephone.
7:17. Any minute now... I closed my eyes, still tired, when the phone rang. My eyes flew open, I saw the caller ID and answered.
"Good morning handsome." I said in my tired voice. I could practically hear Carter smirk from the other end of the line.
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"Good morning, my sleeping beauty." He said. I smiled a little. "How did you sleep?"
"Well, I guess..." I mumbled, half into the phone, half into the pillow.
"Why do you say that?" He asked. Carter's deep morning voice sounded concerned.
"I woke up around four..."
"Did you have a bad dream baby?"
"Actually the opposite. I woke up laughing..." I giggled nervously and heard Carter sigh. "You wanna hear about it?"
"Sure baby." Carter said, I could hear the smile in his voice.
"You've seen those James Bond movies?"
"Yeah..." He yawned.
"Well James Bond was in it. Except he was like a war veteran with a head injury or something, 'cause he was craaaaaazy. He was Scottish and wore a bright red kilt." I said, although I sounded drugged. Not a morning person...
"He like, tried to sneak into his old army facility or whatever to use the pool. And he was being all stealthy, like in those cartoons. But his former commander caught him. The guy was happy and brought James Bond to the pool. And there was like a miniature Mr. Electric from Shark Boy and Lava Girl, just without George Lopez's face. It was flying around the pool or whatever talking samples of everything. It like dived into the pool and swam just under the water. And James Bond must've thought it was a good idea to monkey hold onto the robot thing while it swam around."
