Book of Bad and Good Jokes

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1. run around chanting "WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COUNTRY?" believe me, people will be telling you to shut the hell up.

2. sneak up on someone then scream "SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" okay that you'll get slapped for, so beware 0__0..

3. stare at a person with a creepy smile on your face and repeatedly poke them. again, you'll probably get slapped for this.

4. go in a grocery and everytime you see someone grab something, go up by them and yell "THEIR STEALING (whateva they grabbed)!!!!!"

5. in a quiet area, out of nowhere scream "ACA-VITASAY, BITCHES!!!!"

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~Eridan_MateSprit_1