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Cat.Shut.The.Fuck.Up.

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Cat: *Excessively meows.*

Cat: *Has food, water, clean litter, and lot's of attention.*

Me: *Tries to just ignore it.*

~5 minutes later~

Cat: *Still meowing.*

Me: "Okay, you know what fuck you." *Locks cat in closet with food water, and litter.*

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