Me: *Makes song lyrics durning homeroom.*
Friend: "I don't even listen to the lyrics of songs, I just listen to the beat and guitar."
Me: "I listen to the lyrics, the guitar, drums, and the beautifulness of the singer's voice."
Friend: "How.? I'd expect you to only listen to the drums, or guitar."
Me: "Why would you think that.?"
Friend: "Well, if anything you never sing the word to the songs, you kinda just tap the beat.."
Me: "Have you heard my voice before.? I sound like a dying whale. That's why I don't sing."
Friend: "You don't even sing you just quietly mumble the words along to the song."
Me: "Oh, yeah... That's true.."
That's probably the longest on task conversation I've had in person to be honest. Even when I had to go to the counselor's office I'd try changing the subject.