chips & unicorn

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"You want some?"

"I don't eat chips. Thank you."

"Wow! Like wow, why? Are you an Unicorn?"

"Wow! Like wow, why? Are this one of your best pickupline?"

"What? No."

"..."

"Is that even a pickupline?"

"Go back and learn. Your welcome."

"..."

"..."

"Okay so do you really don't want chips?"

"..."

"Last offer and...."

"Just shut up! I don't eat chips, you idiot!"

"Woah! Chill girl. Im just trying to make a conversation. You look tension."

"You are the one who should chill boy. Im absolutely not in mood to talk to anyone. Yes, Im tension, Thank you."

"I can tell."

"Good. So stop offering me the chips and stop talking to me."

"Okay."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Okay I can stop offering you my chips but can we talk?"

"..."

"Your gaze scared me. If by staring could kill, I'll probably die now."

"And that's what I want. Amen."

"Savage much."

"Stop laughing like an butthole...."

"..."

"What? Oh wait! I forgot."

"Forgot what?"

"That you're butthole. HAH!"

"Ouch."

"..."

"..."

"So are you gonna keep pouting till last station?"

"..."

"Im sorry."

"What?"

"You hear me."

"No I don't."

"..."

"If there's any competition of who can rolled their eyes, probably you will win."

"Shut up."

"You just say sorry to me."

"So?"

"I think you gonna talk with me."

"What are you? Seahorse? Don't have a friend and now dying just wanna talk with me. God help this poor boy. PLEASE GOD, PRETTY PLEASE!"

"HA HA! funny."

"Nice comeback and that rolling eyes."

"Learned from the best."

"Im gonna ignore you."

"Please talk to me, pretty please."

"..."

"Okay then."

"Ew! Like seriously? Stop pouting like a baby you idiot."

"Ew! Like seriously? Stop calling me idiot. It's not a good nickname."

"First! Don't copy paste my words. Second! Stop pout so I can stop calling you idiot. Third! Idiot is the only nices nickname I can come up with."

"First!...."

"Just shut up you asshole!"

"Second!..."

"Im done with you! Im seriously done with you."

"Fineeeeeeee. I'll stop."

"Thank you."

"..."

"..."

"You know that...."

"Thanks God! Last station finally."

"You just lucky."

"Im swearing that Im not gonna see you again!"

"Byeeeeeee!"

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