knock knock jokes

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"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Anee."

"Anee who?"

"Anee one you like."

"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"I-don."

"I-don who?"

"I-don know."

"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Nana."

"Nana who?"

"Nana your business."

"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Boo!"

"Boo who?"

"Gosh, don't cry. It's just a knock knock joke!''

"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Cows go."

"Cows go who?"

"Cows don't go who, cows go mooooooo."

"Knock knock?"

"Who's there?"

"Tank."

"Tank who?"

"Your welcome.''

"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Arfur."

"Arfur who?"

"Arfur-got!"

"Knock knock!"

"..."

"Stop laughing!"

"Ok...ok...who's there?"

"Spell."

"Spell who?"

"W.H.O"

"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Etch."

"Etch who?"

"God bless you."

"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Sad-di."

"Saddi who?"

"Sad-di magic words and watch me dissapear."

"..."

"..."

"My stomach hurt."

"You laugh to much."

"..."

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