Most of these are thanks to Debrafox for showing me the best vid ever lol
-do you play call of duty because I would love to take your butt to nuke town
-Winter is coming? Well so am I
-If you were a demon butler I would make a contract with your weener
-Are you from outer space because I want to make your but a black hole
-Are you from my little pony because I would love to meet your pinky pie
-Do you play video games because I would love to button smash you
-Three words Dick in Bum
-If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head?
-(inside joke from bryan stars interview) I will seduce you with my two 1 in. blue cocks.
-If I give you a nickle will you tickle my pickle?
-hey my name isn't elmo but you can tickle me any time.
-This might sound corny but you make me horny
-Burger king isn't the only thing that is king sized
-You re the reason that god invented boners
-Roses are red violets are blue if you were a pokemon I would choose you.
-Do you know what has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
-If I was a waterellon would you spit or swallow my seed?
-you turn my software into hardware
I am always in need of more!!! just saying :P
