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Most of these are thanks to Debrafox for showing me the best vid ever lol

-do you play call of duty because I would love to take your butt to nuke town

-Winter is coming? Well so am I

 -If you were a demon butler I would make a contract with your weener

-Are you from outer space because I want to make your but a black hole

-Are you from my little pony because I would love to meet your pinky pie

-Do you play video games because I would love to button smash you

-Three words Dick in Bum

-If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head?

 -(inside joke from bryan stars interview) I will seduce you with my two 1 in. blue cocks.

-If I give you a nickle will you tickle my pickle?

-hey my name isn't elmo but you can tickle me any time.

-This might sound corny but you make me horny 

-Burger king isn't the only thing that is king sized

-You re the reason that god invented boners

-Roses are red violets are blue if you were a pokemon I would choose you.

-Do you know what has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

-If I was a waterellon would you spit or swallow my seed?

-you turn my software into hardware

I am always in need of more!!! just saying :P

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