Girl to Girl

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-Hey I noticed you have a bra on maybe I could put my face in there <thanks to AmelinePatris

-Hey do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again <thanks to AmelinePatris

-Wholy Fuck you are so Fucking sexy!!!

-Roses are red Vilets are blue I suck at peck up lines nice tits 

-You must be the cause of global warming cause you are HOT

-Does this smell like cloroform? -holds up rag-

-Didn't we go to different schools together?

 -You are so selfesh you are going to have that body your whole life. I just want it for one night.

-I bet my toung could beat up your toung

-You smell we should go shower together

-My love for you is like diareah it just keeps coming out.

-Do you remember me? Oh right we have only met in my dreams

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