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-Hey girl whats your favorite Pokemon? Mine is Pikachu and I want to Peek at Chu with your shirt off :P

-Are you a traffic Ticket? Because you would look really good on the hood of my car. 

^^^you expected "baceuse you got Fine written all over you" ha but I didn't I made it even worse and you will probably get slapped for that one just a warning lol

(warninig inside joke!!! And I love you if you know what it is from) Hey girl Have you seen how hot my mom is *grabs mom* Hey mom tell this girl how hot I am.

-singing- I wanna fuck you hard I wanna Feel you deep! 

-Wanna go do the no pants dance?

-hey baby girl I have a penis

-Why is there no "me" in "you"

-think thrift shop- I want in your pants only got $20 in my pocket

-How much? *pulls out wallet*

-I want to stick my Dick in You

-I need some help seeing how strong my bed is ;)

-Crap there is something wrong with my phone Girl:Oh really What is it? You:Your number's not in it ;)

^^^thanks to > Fallen_Angel_23

-Hey girl are you a unicorn? Cause I like unicorns 

^^^thanks to> Debrafox

-do you play piano? Because you should have sex with me

-do you play animal crossing because that ass belongs in the museam.

-Hey girl did you fall from heaven because I think your legs are broken

-Girl you remii me of tumblr because I could scroll down that body all night long...even tho I should be studying

-Girl if you were a search engine I would type a lot of butt stuff in your search box

-if you were a pizza...I would be sad because it is kinda har to have intercourse with a pizza...pizza is good tho

-are you a sushi role because I would love to dip you into some of my home made soy sause

-Hey girl are you a sauna because you are uncomfortably hot

-Are you a boulder? cause' that's a nice boulder

-if you were a transformer you would be optimus I spiked your drink

-If you were the lasy pringle in the can I would go elbo deep to get you out ;)

-I'm an organ donor and I would love to donate you my reproductive organ

-Girl are you a minor?.....Oh never mind

-Girl are you an anti persperant if you are you are probably a cheap nock off bran cause' you're making me sweat.

-Baby are you a yogert bacause I would love to yoplay with your boobies

-I'm an ostrach and I would love to put m head in your hole whenever I get scarred

-Do I know you? Because you look like my next girlfriend. Thanks to > Fallen_Angel_23

-Is your name sirens? because I'm sleeping with you tonight ;) Thanks to > Kuruke_Katsuya

-Hey there is something in your eye. oh no don't worry it is just a sparkle

-this may sound bad but I could be your babys dad

-How do you like your eggs poached scrabled or fertalized?

-Exuse me I just shit in my pants can I get in yours?

-I was wondering if you would like to go back to myspace so I can twitter with your yahoo until I google all over your facebook.

-What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

-I just checked my scedual and I am pretty sure I can have you pregnate by this afternoon

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