-Hey girl whats your favorite Pokemon? Mine is Pikachu and I want to Peek at Chu with your shirt off :P
-Are you a traffic Ticket? Because you would look really good on the hood of my car.
^^^you expected "baceuse you got Fine written all over you" ha but I didn't I made it even worse and you will probably get slapped for that one just a warning lol
(warninig inside joke!!! And I love you if you know what it is from) Hey girl Have you seen how hot my mom is *grabs mom* Hey mom tell this girl how hot I am.
-singing- I wanna fuck you hard I wanna Feel you deep!
-Wanna go do the no pants dance?
-hey baby girl I have a penis
-Why is there no "me" in "you"
-think thrift shop- I want in your pants only got $20 in my pocket
-How much? *pulls out wallet*
-I want to stick my Dick in You
-I need some help seeing how strong my bed is ;)
-Crap there is something wrong with my phone Girl:Oh really What is it? You:Your number's not in it ;)
^^^thanks to > Fallen_Angel_23
-Hey girl are you a unicorn? Cause I like unicorns
^^^thanks to> Debrafox
-do you play piano? Because you should have sex with me
-do you play animal crossing because that ass belongs in the museam.
-Hey girl did you fall from heaven because I think your legs are broken
-Girl you remii me of tumblr because I could scroll down that body all night long...even tho I should be studying
-Girl if you were a search engine I would type a lot of butt stuff in your search box
-if you were a pizza...I would be sad because it is kinda har to have intercourse with a pizza...pizza is good tho
-are you a sushi role because I would love to dip you into some of my home made soy sause
-Hey girl are you a sauna because you are uncomfortably hot
-Are you a boulder? cause' that's a nice boulder
-if you were a transformer you would be optimus I spiked your drink
-If you were the lasy pringle in the can I would go elbo deep to get you out ;)
-I'm an organ donor and I would love to donate you my reproductive organ
-Girl are you a minor?.....Oh never mind
-Girl are you an anti persperant if you are you are probably a cheap nock off bran cause' you're making me sweat.
-Baby are you a yogert bacause I would love to yoplay with your boobies
-I'm an ostrach and I would love to put m head in your hole whenever I get scarred
-Do I know you? Because you look like my next girlfriend. Thanks to > Fallen_Angel_23
-Is your name sirens? because I'm sleeping with you tonight ;) Thanks to > Kuruke_Katsuya
-Hey there is something in your eye. oh no don't worry it is just a sparkle
-this may sound bad but I could be your babys dad
-How do you like your eggs poached scrabled or fertalized?
-Exuse me I just shit in my pants can I get in yours?
-I was wondering if you would like to go back to myspace so I can twitter with your yahoo until I google all over your facebook.
-What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
-I just checked my scedual and I am pretty sure I can have you pregnate by this afternoon
If you have a good pick up line tell me and I will give you the credit for it :)
