High school as told by Ariel

Merging

I almost went to bed before realizing that I wasn't tired.
"Damn it" I face planted.
"I ripped my shirt BAKA" Sousuke said.
Did he rip his shirt? Pft please.
I turned around, bloody hell.. Now I see why Gou has an obsession with Muscles *A*.
"BLOODY HELL! Put a shirt on for Christ sake!" I said, covering up my eyes.
"I can't, I don't have a spare shirt" Sousuke said.
Me~KOU
Kou~ Yah
Me~ I finally get why you are so obsessed with muscles DX
Kou~ Makoto?
Me~ nooooh, my mum let Sousuke stay over DX
Kou~ hot right?
Me~ Kou I'm being serious! He is shitless in my room DX HELP ME KOU HUN
Kou~ ok ok XD
Kou~ Well you aren't me, so don't fangirl.
Kou~ Wait, Sousuke half naked? Ohhhh my god
Me: *A* Kou help me otherwise I call you Gou
Kou~ it's KOU
Kou~ sorry honey pie, I just remembered that I let you call me Gou >:/ but anyway, just talk to him.
Me~Kou I hate you *A*
Kou~ I know ;)
"Here" I said, going through Aaron's shirt drawers.
"Thanks, wait why is there a pink shirt here?" Sousuke asked.
"Salmon!" I shouted.
Frock me -.-"
"I'll wear it tomorrow" Sousuke said.
Me~He is so lucky I haven't murdered him -.-
Kou~ LOL give him a break XD
Me~ night night Kou Gou
Kou~ night night Ari-Chan
Sousuke went to bed just after me.
Night went by fast.
I yawned," Morn Sousuke".
I opened my eyes, "SHIIIIIT Sousuke where are you!" .
I looked at the bed where he was supposed to be sleeping, it was made like he had never gotten in.
'Shit shit shit'
My shoulder clicked.
'Sweet Jesus!' Sousuke's voice was in my brain.
'What the hell did you do?'
'What did I do? What did you do?'
'Ngh this is unbelievable!'
I rushed to the bathroom near my room (Sous-Ariel looks like that photo above).
"No, no no" I whined.
"What's wrong. Ariel?" Mama asked, before looking at me.
"Sousuke? Where is he?" Mama asked.
"I don't know what happened mama, but Sousuke is stuck inside of me" I said. (You guys have dirty minds -.-")
"I'm sending you to School" Mama said.
I must of slept for ages...
'Sou you have some explaining to do'
'So do you'
I left for school.
"Wait, are you new?" Nagisa asked.
'Fûck you Sousuke'
"No, it's a long story Nagisa" I said.
"Ari-Chan?" Nagisa asked.
'He calls you Ari-chan? Please that's ridiculous'
I mentally slapped Sousuke, 'shut it'
"Yes, my mother invited Sousuke over to my place and somehow we managed to merge" I said.
"That's creepy" Nagisa said.
"Makoto is going to hate Sousuke" Nagisa said.
"No kidding" I said.
"Hey!" Makoto said.
"Hey Mako-Chan! Look it's Ari-suke" Nagisa said.
"Makoto, promise you'll murder Sousuke when this is over" I said.
'You aren't murdering me'
'Who else is gonna do it? Hmmmmm? Norky nork?'
'Why do I even like you'
"Morning guys!" Rin said.
"Rin senpai. Look Ari-suke is here!" Nagisa said.
"Sousuke what are you doing in Ariel's body? I swear!" Rin said.
"Rin no! Ariel is fine" I said.
"Then what are we going to call you?" Nagisa asked.
'If they call us-'
'There is no us'
'DX'
'I'm not single, I'm taken Poor Makoto pie'